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  • #46
    Pointless threads.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #47
      but with good discussion
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #48
        HAHAHAH, I'll conceed that one.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #49
          Originally posted by rah View Post
          From the guy that started this thread.
          You would've been better off noting he's a dirty commie.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #50
            Domino's is the worst pizza chain out there. Just terrible, terrible, terrible pizza.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by DanS View Post
              Darius' call to the pizza place is no longer on YouTube.
              I think I deleted it myself by accident. For anyone who missed it, the incredulous confusion in the English-as-a-second-language cashier's voice quadrupled the hilarity

              I should have supplemented the Bar Mitzvah gag by requesting canadian bacon, but he wouldn't have gotten it anyway.
              Last edited by Darius871; February 12, 2009, 00:33.
              Unbelievable!

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              • #52
                As a show of solidarity with MrFun, the next time I order pizza it will be a "sausage lovers'" pie.
                1011 1100
                Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by imran siddiqui View Post
                  ordering domino's in the first place shows your complete lack of taste.
                  qft.

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                  • #54
                    People really hate on Dominos. I think that the problem isn't with Dominos, it's that y'all aren't stoned enough to enjoy it.
                    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                    • #55
                      OH NOES SAVE TEH GAYS FROM TEH EVIL PIZZA PEOPLE!
                      The Wizard of AAHZ

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                      • #56
                        Speaking as a former Dom's employee, in its defense I have to say it's only the bare-minimum normal recipe that tastes like ass. If you actually tinker with the sauce amount, cook it a little more, use thin or deep-dish crust, add a variety of extra spices, etc., a Dom's pie can be "revived."

                        That only helps with crewpies though, you customers get the trough fare like the lowly cattle that you are.
                        Unbelievable!

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                        • #57
                          P.S. The thread's totally incomplete without this classic:

                          Unbelievable!

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Darius871 View Post
                            Speaking as a former Dom's employee, in its defense I have to say it's only the bare-minimum normal recipe that tastes like ass. If you actually tinker with the sauce amount, cook it a little more, use thin or deep-dish crust, add a variety of extra spices, etc., a Dom's pie can be "revived."

                            That only helps with crewpies though, you customers get the trough fare like the lowly cattle that you are.
                            So if things were different, they wouldn't be the same?
                            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                              So if things were different, they wouldn't be the same?
                              Precisely. You hurt yourself with that one?
                              Unbelievable!

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                              • #60
                                But seriously, even as a customer I've been able to jerry-rig a decent Dom's pie with practice. Specifically, you just need to 1) order thin or deep crust (preferably thin), 2) order double sauce, 3) order well done, 4) order a ranch cup, 5) paper-towel off the puddle of added-butter grease on top of the cheese, 6) sprinkle varying amounts of store-bought granulated garlic powder, onion powder, italian seasoning mix (or at least oregano), crushed red peppers, and parmesan on top, 7) press the seasoning into the cheese with the paper towel, and 8) nuke up a half-cup of store-bought pizza sauce to dip crust pieces (or unusually dry bubble pieces).

                                Sure it takes an extra 3 minutes of work, but it'll save several bucks compared to even local outfits, at least around here.
                                Unbelievable!

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