My obsession with Judaism is concerning

[Elok]

No, he's just getting Hera's hopes up. There's no such thing as a j00ish girl with tits above B-cup, FACT.

Kat Denning:



Dunno if they're real or whatever, but that's no B-cup.

[Darius871]

There's no such thing as a j00ish girl with tits above B-cup, FACT.

You need to get out more, dude. I know an American/Israeli girl with huge ones.

No, he's just getting Hera's hopes up. There's no such thing as a j00ish girl with tits above B-cup, FACT.

lol you don't know anything and are dumb.

lol you can't sense sarcasm and are dumb.

[Sirotnikov]

lol you can't sense sarcasm and are dumb.

WOW
that was a self pwn.

[Darius871]

that was a self pwn.

lol you can't sense that my sarcasm never ceased and are dumb.

[Sirotnikov]

while on the topic of jewish boobs

[VetLegion]

Siro rescues the thread

[Blaupanzer]

I'm failing to sense the concern for Hera in all this. Why is being attracted to a fairly coherent religion "concerning?" Not strong that way myself, but not hostile to spiritual explorers.

[Elok]

Siro rescues the thread

What, you got something against Kat Denning? Or just a preference for bikinis?

[Elok]

I'm failing to sense the concern for Hera in all this. Why is being attracted to a fairly coherent religion "concerning?" Not strong that way myself, but not hostile to spiritual explorers.

There's always a risk that he'll get a serious case of convert's zeal and turn into the second coming of LOTM. Do you want every thread, including babe threads and the dead pool, to be interrupted by Hera saying, "this reminds me of a Spinoza quote..." ? Think about it.

[Darius871]

Isn't that chick from 40yo Virgin jailbait?

[Barnabas]

Heraclitus, would you like to be a religious jew or a secular jew?

Elok, I think Spinoza was expulsed from judaism, given the worst curse of judaism. But he was definitely a jew ethnically. That is why I asked.

Hera, You study physics right? Are there many jews in your University?

[VetLegion]

He lives in Slovenia which is 100% Slovenian. Zero Jews there.

[Barnabas]

Perhaps he finds them exotic then.

[Az]

I would appreciate having sex with both women pictured in this thread.

[Fake Boris]

No, he's just getting Hera's hopes up. There's no such thing as a j00ish girl with tits above B-cup, FACT.

lol you don't know anything and are dumb.


Hera, being a Jew basically means being a winner and chilling all day - having sex with beautiful women, being rich and moving all of humanity forward.. if you really pay attention you'll see that all of the hottest stars, are either Jewish themselves, or are sleeping with Jews.

Jewish guys look smooth, and are usually a mix of various european and middle eastern stuff, which all the ladies LOVE - although it varies, and basically, you can look whatever you want to, you can be a buff strong "israeli warrior" styled hero, or the skinny smart type like that guy from Chromeo! It doesn't matter though, once you convert, you immediately acquire certain facial features, and this tortured yet strong "We've been through anything, we can do this" look - yeah, chick dig that as well, but remember: with great power comes great responsibility. Personality-wise, jewish guys are very chill, intellectual, and although sometimes neurotic, they also have this more masculine side, being real men much more manlier than the most dumb regular jock, who are compensating with overt violence over a deficiency in the trouser department. Btw, your penis becomes bigger when you convert.

Jewish girls are hot, with nice asses and mostly big tits - and when they're small, they're cute and perky, and you basically want to lick them all the time. Yum, I am actually thinking of it right now. The faces usually look sassy and smart, which is great, especially as you watch the transformation of the sassy face to the blushing face to the O-face. And when they are asleep it's also hot. Personality-wise jewesses are awesome, have lots of opinions, and are generally much more interesting to talk to. You can take them to the museum or an art gallery, so you are all like enjoying art and stimulating your aesthetical senses, 5 minutes later your banging her in the toilet! how hot is that? then you eat icecream and watch family guy!They know a lot about a lot, and like to show it off. And if you are a couple in love, they are really giving it all in the relationship. later on in life, they're awesome mothers, who encourage their kids to be high achievers, and nurture them into being self confident, chill, young jewish guys and girls.


Basically, if you don't go on being a jew youre dumb. it's like not joining a winning team, like refusing to join the beatles or queen or whatever.