What's a good way to keep women off you?

[chequita guevara]

Re: What's a good way to keep women off you?

Tell them you're Republican.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Plenty of women interested in Republicans... you know, the Republicans who happen to be women like the ones who are male (at least in my office, the hottest women are Republicans or right-leaning... though, Dis may not object if that was the case with this woman) .

[-Jrabbit]

Ask to borrow some money.

[self biased]

eat a combination of broccoli, garlic, and beer. anything that would make you so gassy as to be mistaken as a shower in Auschwitz. break a conversation by saying: "hold on, this needs to let itself out," and let rip.

[Naked Gents Rut]

Plenty of women interested in Republicans... you know, the Republicans who happen to be women like the ones who are male

Democratic chicks dig Republicans, too. Women like manly men with steady jobs, which is a solidly Republican demographic.

[Dis]

ya I do need to stop wearing this cologne. The last chick I was interested in said she liked it, so I bought it. I normally don't buy expensive cologne. think it costed like $80.

The real question is can loners have girlfriends? I was under the impression they don't go together. I mentioned this to my brother last chrismtas, and he says he's kind of a loner but he's married, just have to find the right girl who understands you. Is this true? He's not nearly as much of a loner as me though. I kinda do want this girl, but I also like not being nagged or having to deal with women's problems. And women seem to have alot of problems. I'll never figure out why they can't manage their lives. Life seems pretty simple to me. She's mexican btw. And has a 15 year old daughter. I really don't know much more than that though. I'm pretty busy at work and don't have much time to talk

could be she's just affectionate. I saw her touching a female coworker, and I thought maybe this is the case, and she isn't interested in me after all. She's only touched me on the shoulders and neck (given me a little massage yesterday). and sometimes puts her arm around me briefly (lower back area). So I'm not sure if that means anything. I only hugged her on her birthday, and I also put my arm around her briefly today just to show I might be interested. I figure if she did the same to me, I should be able to do the same to her. But I'm one of those guys who take sexual harrassment videos seriously, and have avoided touching women for the most part (aside from a couple christmas hugs).

well time will tell. If she wants me, she knows where to find me. I have no intention of asking her out. She's forward enough that she can ask me out if she wants me. She definately doesn't seem shy (like I am). I can go either way. I'm happy being alone, but I feel like I might be happy with her as well.

[Wiglaf]

With posts like that, this site should win an award. What's the equivalent of the Oscars for online forums? Dis, you need to get charged with sexual harassment so I can help you with the countersuit, I know every judge in Nevada from when I tried to kill my ex girlfriend's cats with antifreeze back in '03. They've got a sense of humor and a lack of respect for cats and can probably help you out. Maybe introduce a cat into this scenario and I can be of even more legal assistance.

[Dis]

[Heraclitus]

Dis have you ever tried the Mystery method? It did wonders for me and I confidently self diagnosed myself as loveshy. I occasionally still have problems with women I really really like because of their personality, and occasionally become to much like myself and get stuck in the friend zone. I also still dislike touching (kino) and have high flake ratio but I'm not alone anymore and the quality of women I can hope for has improved dramatically.

[Dis]

mystery method?

[Dis]

holy crap am I tired. I'm pushing myself so hard on my workouts now. I don't even have energy to think about a woman lol. I'm too tired to even think about sex right now.

[Traianvs]

holy crap am I tired. I'm pushing myself so hard on my workouts now. I don't even have energy to think about a woman lol. I'm too tired to even think about sex right now.

Self-cured!

Heraclitus, I remember you saying women are the most evil creatures on this world not so long ago? So, what happened there?

[Heraclitus]

I was and still am in love with a woman who has greatly dissapointed me. And yes for a long time I was a loser when it came to women. But MM has proven to be a good way to get sex and relationships even if it does nothing to get the woman I love.


Dis- there is a short article about mystery method is on wikipedia check it out, then go get yourself the venusian arts handbook and the audio and video seminars. You could perhaps employ less than legal means to procure these if you are sceptical about my recomendation.

[Heraclitus]

Also what is the point of working out if it dosen't help you with women? I know that the only reason I lost 20 kg and got in shape was to get laid.

[-Jrabbit]

That may the motivation, but the real benefit is to your long-term health and self-image. It all ties together...