Women are cruel and sadistic monsters

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
This is pathetic. Find some other hot women and **** them. The solution is the same one which has been working for men since the dawn of time.

Some men. Remember that whole natural selection thing.

[KrazyHorse]

Yeah, so by now it should work for everybody. We are the sons of dogs.

[Lorizael]

Maybe our friend Hera is expressing a few recessive genes.

[DaShi]

More like X chromosome genes!

[Fake Boris]

The plan should be simple.

Ignore her.
**** another woman, preferably hot.
Do it in a way she can know.

It's not 100% guaranteed to work, but she might get back to you if:
a) she's jealous
b) she gets dumped by a guy > you but still needs a relationship

[KrazyHorse]

If he's ****ing another woman then why does he need the first one? I admit that it's better to **** two women at once, but this hardly seems like the easiest way to go about that.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Oncle Boris
The plan should be simple.

Ignore her.
**** another woman, preferably hot.
Do it in a way she can know.

It's not 100% guaranteed to work, but she might get back to you if:
a) she's jealous
b) she gets dumped by a guy > you but still needs a relationship

Dude, you have way too many steps there. I fixed it for you.

[KrazyHorse]

He's a filosofer. He has a tendency to overcomplicate simple problems.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
He's a filosofer. He has a tendency to overcomplicate simple problems.

I'm simply more refined.

There is immense joy in fooling around with a girl that has dumped you once. Fizzicists and ****puter scientists aiming low

And we don't know the specifics. What if she's a world-class fellationista?

[Kuciwalker]

I'm pretty sure he hasn't actually slept with her yet.

[Lorizael]

Regardless, there may be qualitative differences between this particular female and other prospective females.

[Elok]

I'm Elok, and I approve this misogyny contest. Well, no, not really.

[Kuciwalker]

Very unlikely.

xpost

[Fake Boris]

Re: Kuci

In any case, the only real difference between my plan and yours is that he would have to brag about ****ing a girl.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Regardless, there may be qualitative differences between this particular female and other prospective females.

See, this kind of thinking is the problem. People get the steps wrong. They think it's:

Fall in love with girl.
Get her to fall in love with you.
Start sleeping with each other.

The real steps are:
Find attractive girl.
Get her to sleep with you. (/start dating you if you're one of the no-sex-before-marriage types)
Eventually fall in love with each other, assuming you two are long-term compatible.

It's not misogyny. It's basic common sense. Unrequited love may be poetic, but it's also stupid.