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[TCO]

I thouht Japher was loinpbureger?

[Boris Godunov]

No, loinburger was buttnugget.

[Seedle]

Originally posted by TCO
Dave, all the old posters have special privileges to do whatever they want.

QFT

[Boris Godunov]

Shut it, you measley prince.

[Japher]

I already say whatever I want.

[Tiamat]

So does Floyd

[David Floyd]

This thread is now officially my b!tch.

Dude, you're officially my *****. If my posts looked in any way like yours, I think that I would hit myself in the head with a hammer. Repeatedly. Then, I'd jump off a bridge.

More importantly, I think I just found the six words that completely sum up your life:

"Ran out of coathangers. Birth ensued."

I doubt I'm very far off the mark, am I?

If you had any game at all, you'd be slangin' it at your local 18 and up club, where most of the girls are 16 with fake IDs. Only problem is, you did that, and the 16 year old sluts shot you down. Now, personally, I didn't think that 16 year old sluts shot down anyone, but I guess they make exceptions for people like you - you know, the kind with herpes of the mouth breakouts, severe acne, dandruff, and the crazy-eyed-killer stare.

Do all of us a favor, vacate my thread, and go die in a fire.

Tiamat,

Yeah, so?

[Japher]

I am not loinburger. If I were, it would be loinbuger

[Tiamat]

God I've missed you Floyd!!

[ZEE]

Originally posted by David Floyd


Dude, you're officially my *****. If my posts looked in any way like yours, I think that I would hit myself in the head with a hammer. Repeatedly. Then, I'd jump off a bridge.

More importantly, I think I just found the six words that completely sum up your life:

"Ran out of coathangers. Birth ensued."

I doubt I'm very far off the mark, am I?

If you had any game at all, you'd be slangin' it at your local 18 and up club, where most of the girls are 16 with fake IDs. Only problem is, you did that, and the 16 year old sluts shot you down. Now, personally, I didn't think that 16 year old sluts shot down anyone, but I guess they make exceptions for people like you - you know, the kind with herpes of the mouth breakouts, severe acne, dandruff, and the crazy-eyed-killer stare.

Do all of us a favor, vacate my thread, and go die in a fire.

Tiamat,

Yeah, so?

tl;dr

thanks for biting, try-hard.

and DIAF is easier to type, its obvious you are a newfag.

[ZEE]

THREAD IS NAO ABOUT AAHZ

[David Floyd]

Really? Did you read my post, feel bad about yourself, then immediately do 10 shots of Jager to feel better? I only ask because that'swhat it sounded like, given your post.

Speaking of drinking, though, I have a bottle of Goldschlager sitting next to me right now. I think I'll drink more of it, then continue to mock you. That is, until you get tired and leave. But I'm gambling that won't happen. You're going to continue to think that this is funny:

td;dr

thanks for biting, try-hard.

and DIAF is easier to type, its obvious you are a newfag.

right up until the day you jizz on your keyboard after masturbating to your own posts, and then realize your keyboard is too gummed up to type and you have to buy a new one. Only problem is, you can't afford a new keyboard. You spent your last $14 on Match.com, desperately trying to find a real woman to replace your blow up doll with a photo of your mom's face pasted on top of it.

[Boris Godunov]

Wait, are we supposed to think someone drinking Goldschlager is somehow superior in taste to someone drinking Jager?

[ZEE]

your effort gives me erections.

fapfapfap

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Tiamat
God I've missed you Floyd!!

QFT

I can dig on him as he has my vote and enjoy reading and participating in his threads

he is one of the folks I hope one day to shake a hand of, in perosn.

I gotta get to Texas, so many great folks there