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[David Floyd]

I suspect he's playing pretty hard with a lot of hard drugs. I know I would be if I was stuck in Texas living his life.

We already know you don't like women, Asher. I guess it would take a lot of hard drugs to make you **** one.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by David Floyd


Which would certainly explain a few things.

Asher, honey, when the big man with a deep voice told you to lick his "fun stick", how did it make you feel? Did he dot your eyes as he finished? I bet he did. I bet then he took you to the shower and murmured sweet nothings into your ear while he ass raped you. My only question is this: When you went to the hospital for anal bleeding, did you tell them what happened? Or did you enjoy it too much to get Lance in trouble?

And he's fallen from "mildly funny" to "trying way too hard".

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by AAHZ
hold on let me decide which way i want this to go nao...

It hardly matters what you pretend to "decide". You've been flamejacked by a marginally more interesting dispute, but you'll be the last to notice. As always.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by Cort Haus


It hardly matters what you pretend to "decide". You've been flamejacked by a marginally more interesting dispute, but you'll be the last to notice. As always.

AWW TYPE MOAR! THAT THERE IS JUST PEANUTS


please.

[Asher]

Originally posted by David Floyd


Which would certainly explain a few things.

Asher, honey, when the big man with a deep voice told you to lick his "fun stick", how did it make you feel? Did he dot your eyes as he finished? I bet he did. I bet then he took you to the shower and murmured sweet nothings into your ear while he ass raped you. My only question is this: When you went to the hospital for anal bleeding, did you tell them what happened? Or did you enjoy it too much to get Lance in trouble?

At what point will you sober up and realize your attempts to zing me just backfire?

Your pedophilic scenarios are just plain creepy and genuinely disturbing.

The fact that you've named the evil actor in your scenarios suggest to me that you're just using this post as a way to deal with something horrible in your past.

[Cort Haus]

Why don't you march your "personal army" over here, AAHZ? You badly need some help.

[David Floyd]

Most importantly, I'm never going to sober up. As to attempting to zing you, it doesn't really matter. Everyone on this forum thinks you're a ****ing idiot anyway.

As for my pedophilic scenarios being creepy and disturbing? Yes, they are. Almost as creepy and disturbing as you being proud of older men from AOL hitting on you when you were 12.

[ZEE]

Pedo ^^

[David Floyd]

Actually, AAHZ is hilarious. He knows I was ****ing around with him and his response was actually pretty brilliant.

[Asher]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Most importantly, I'm never going to sober up. As to attempting to zing you, it doesn't really matter. Everyone on this forum thinks you're a ****ing idiot anyway.

As for my pedophilic scenarios being creepy and disturbing? Yes, they are. Almost as creepy and disturbing as you being proud of older men from AOL hitting on you when you were 12.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
Why don't you march your "personal army" over here, AAHZ? You badly need some help.

Id only link them here so they could laugh at all you try-hard failures.

This site is the weakest group of forum users ive ever faced.

[Asher]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Actually, AAHZ is hilarious. He knows I was ****ing around with him and his response was actually pretty brilliant.

It really wasn't brilliant. It was awful and predictable.

The fact that you think it's brilliant says it all. You two are on the same level, which is to say that your standards are assuredly lower than ours.

[ZEE]

STFU AND FEED

[David Floyd]

Oh, go sit in your ivory tower and shut the **** up. Or do I mean sit on your ivory tower? Either way, shut the **** up. You aren't funny, in fact, you're the opposite of funny. You seem to take this **** seriously. Jesus.

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by AAHZ



Id only link them here so they could laugh at all you try-hard failures.

This site is the weakest group of forum users ive ever faced.

Try-hard? We haven't got out of first gear yet and we've left tyre tracks all over you. You, on the other hand, could benefit from the application of a little more effort, if your imaginary reinforcements are not forthcoming.