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[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Really? Did you read my post, feel bad about yourself, then immediately do 10 shots of Jager to feel better? I only ask because that'swhat it sounded like, given your post.

Speaking of drinking, though, I have a bottle of Goldschlager sitting next to me right now. I think I'll drink more of it, then continue to mock you. That is, until you get tired and leave. But I'm gambling that won't happen. You're going to continue to think that this is funny:



right up until the day you jizz on your keyboard after masturbating to your own posts, and then realize your keyboard is too gummed up to type and you have to buy a new one. Only problem is, you can't afford a new keyboard. You spent your last $14 on Match.com, desperately trying to find a real woman to replace your blow up doll with a photo of your mom's face pasted on top of it.

[David Floyd]

Wait, are we supposed to think someone drinking Goldschlager is somehow superior in taste to someone drinking Jager?

No. I'm just funnier than he is.

he is one of the folks I hope one day to shake a hand of, in perosn.

Same to you sir!

[ZEE]

Originally posted by David Floyd


No. I'm just funnier than he is.

you actually come across as extremely butthurt.

i hope you have moar than that as 13 year old boys have shown moar lulz than you.

[Asher]

I urge everyone to add AAHZ to their ignore list. It's for his own health. The kid 30 year old needs help.

[ZEE]

cowardice

[ZEE]

shh... hes busy typing another essay. ill wait.

[ColdWizard]

Originally posted by Asher
I urge everyone to add AAHZ to their ignore list. It's for his own health. The kid 30 year old needs help.

And he's not a mod anymore, so I was finally able to add him.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by ColdWizard

And he's not a mod anymore, so I was finally able to add him.

ahh its the dude that we keep driving out of Eventis! wonder where you crawled off to.

[David Floyd]

you actually come across as extremely butthurt.

Which is funny, because you come across as extremely stupid. If I'm butthurt at all, it's because when I was ****ing your girlfriend she kept slapping my ass. And lemme tell you, she slapped it hard. She eventually tried to stick a dildo in my ass, and when I stopped her she seemed confused. It took a second to coax it out of her, but apparently, not only do you love having her shove a dildo up your ass, but that's also the only way you'll have sex with her.

That might also explain why she came like the Second Coming of Jesus Christ midway through me hitting that - she hadn't had actual sex in years. You might wanna work on that.

[Boris Godunov]

Aaaand back over to AAHZ...

[ZEE]

I HOPE YOU HAVE MOAR THAN THIS.


Poly has become weak.

[ZEE]

you are trying too hard, David. I do this in my sleep homeboy.

[Boris Godunov]

To which DF responds...

[David Floyd]

you are trying to hard, David. I do this in my sleep homeboy.

You get made fun of in your sleep? Is your self esteem really that low?

Also, "homeboy"? Really? You from teh 'hood?

[ZEE]

Originally posted by David Floyd


You get made fun of in your sleep? Is your self esteem really that low?

Also, "homeboy"? Really? You from teh 'hood?

HEY HES SLOWING DOWN!


I do this every day, you are a part timer. It shows.