Payback's a Bi*ch - Palin Snubs Oprah

[TCO]

Originally posted by Naked Gents Rut
I'd **** Oprah. In the dark, all cats are grey...

...never go back

[David Floyd]

Dude, let's be real. The only way any of you guys (Boris excluded, for his purposes, think of a 450 lb man with warts) would **** a 200 lb heffer like Oprah was if she paid you to do it.

****, if she offered me 10k or so, I'd do it. That'd have to be degrading for her, though. Which bothers me not in the least.

Now, Sarah Palin? I think most of us can agree, she's the kind of woman you'd **** regularly and routinely.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by TCO
...never go back

Probably because her cooch would swallow him whole.

[Naked Gents Rut]

Dude, ****ing Oprah would make for an awesome story. I'd probably pay a small amount for the opportunity.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Dude, let's be real. The only way any of you guys (Boris excluded, for his purposes, think of a 450 lb man with warts) would **** a 200 lb heffer like Oprah was if she paid you to do it.

****, if she offered me 10k or so, I'd do it. That'd have to be degrading for her, though. Which bothers me not in the least.

Now, Sarah Palin? I think most of us can agree, she's the kind of woman you'd **** regularly and routinely.

I'd **** Oprah if she paid me enough. She-et.

[David Floyd]

Actually, that's a good point. I bet I could get a number of media sources to pay good money to interview me embarrassing Oprah.

[Japher]

This thread....

Oprah?.. I'd Hit it[/Striker]

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Naked Gents Rut
Dude, ****ing Oprah would make for an awesome story. I'd probably pay a small amount for the opportunity.

If there's a chance of knocking her up, there could be a substantial return on the investment.

[Boris Godunov]

But let's keep things in perspective here: We all know DF doesn't like Oprah because she's black.

[Japher]

She's black? I thought she just played one on TV

[David Floyd]

But let's keep things in perspective here: We all know DF doesn't like Oprah because she's black.

Damn! You got me!

[Naked Gents Rut]

If there's a chance of knocking her up, there could be a substantial return on the investment.

I'm fully aware of this. I watched Chapelle's Show.

[Boris Godunov]

Gotcha, *****!

[Zero]

They both (oprah and palin) needs to be dropkicked into firey pits of mordor. palin for being incompetent and oprah for promoting new age alternative garbage.

**** them both... money shot on the face~ cha ching.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


I'd **** Oprah if she paid me enough. She-et.

I was talking to this gay person and he told me if you were really gay, you'd be bi and hit anything, cause yopu've already decided to do whatever you want.