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  • #31
    Good luck and all the best, Che.

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    • #32
      I had a good interview, but I'm not really what they are looking for, which I said was pretty clear early on. That impressed them with my honesty and my attitude, and they're still considering me.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #33
        You commies really don't have any limits - you'll even tell the truth to further your evil schemes.

        Good luck.
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

        Steven Weinberg

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        • #34
          An update, because I know everyone was waiting with baited breath to find out what's happening with me.

          My one day job check arrived Tuesday, and a friend to whom I had loaned $200 (to keep him from having to go to a payday loan place) paid me back (by taking out a payday loan ). Bunnygrrl got her unemployment on Thursday, so we were able to pay off the cell phone for teh mother-in-law, but that knocks me back to nothin' (after paying a few other bills, buying groceries, etc).

          I found out what the problem was with my unemployment. Because I worked a one day job, it counts as a new separation, so I have to file for unemployment all over again!!! That means I have to wait a few weeks before I am back in the system.

          Fine, no more one day gigs! If they're gonna screw me up for working, I won't work until I get a real job.

          On the small victories page: my former employer is terminating the 401K plan I'm in, so when that's finished, I'll be 100% vested (I'm 40% right now). That will add to my account, but doesn't begin to come close to what I've lost.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
            I had a good interview, but I'm not really what they are looking for, which I said was pretty clear early on. That impressed them with my honesty and my attitude, and they're still considering me.
            I take it you didn't mention your desire to overthrow capitalism.
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
              I get health care in order to put up with the bosses' BS.

              Just don't get sick and you should be fine.
              Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Agathon
                I take it you didn't mention your desire to overthrow capitalism.
                They don't look at the hobbies listed on your resume' these days.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
                  An update, because I know everyone was waiting with baited breath to find out what's happening with me.
                  bated breath, Comrade darling.
                  B♭3

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                  • #39
                    My cats think otherwise when hunting mices.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
                      My cats think otherwise when hunting mices.


                      Sucks about the one-day gig, though. They seriously took you off the rolls for that?

                      Because, yeah, one-day jobs are sooooo reliable...
                      B♭3

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Theben

                        They don't look at the hobbies listed on your resume' these days.
                        They do if "frottage" is listed.
                        Only feebs vote.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Agathon


                          They do if "frottage" is listed.
                          Hey, another new word to learn, and a funny one at that.
                          And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliot

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles



                            Sucks about the one-day gig, though. They seriously took you off the rolls for that?

                            Because, yeah, one-day jobs are sooooo reliable...
                            OK, who are you? I've thought all along you were a renamed Bunnygrrl.



                            EDIT: Looked at profile...
                            Last edited by Boris Godunov; October 24, 2008, 19:20.
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #44
                              close

                              Because of a cyber-stalker, I chose to rename myself (cuz he searches for my old handle--i still use it for political stuff). I let Poly choose a new name.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
                                An update, because I know everyone was waiting with baited breath to find out what's happening with me.
                                Uh yeah, sure we were.
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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