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  • #31
    dp
    Unbelievable!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
      You should still fap on her pillow.
      I dunno, there's a chance she might dig it.

      Originally posted by Wiglaf
      You all are idiots. I just bought $400 noise eliminating headphones. They are huge. This is great
      And how the hell can you keep the noise-canceling headphones from falling off of your head? Are they duct-taped on or something? And isn't it uncomfortable to only be able to face your head toward the ceiling instead of to the sides? Or are these unusually flat headphones? You say they're huge, so presumably they aren't flat & comfortable, right? So many questions!!!1
      Unbelievable!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Darius871
        dp
        Would she even be interested in that?
        B♭3

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        • #34
          She is trashy, after all.
          Unbelievable!

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          • #35
            SHES GONE!!

            SHES GONE!!

            : :B:

            I had a friend of mine remove her while I was gone to day.

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            • #36
              remove her with prejudice?
              <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
              I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by snoopy369
                remove her with prejudice?
                or with extreme prejudice?
                Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                • #38
                  How did he remove her? And why did you invite her in, in the first place?
                  B♭3

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                  • #39
                    The friend was smart enough to fap on the pillow
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #40
                      fapfapfap
                      Unbelievable!

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                      • #41
                        This site's even got a fap button.
                        B♭3

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                        • #42
                          Evidently she rests soundly. You should have rented her out.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #43
                            Do you have a blog wiglaf?

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                            • #44
                              May I recommend ifappedonherpillow.com ?
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Lord Avalon

                                While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring.
                                Well, if he does it continuously, he'll have no time to post here.

                                And a great and tragic silence will fall across Poly.
                                "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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