What To Do About Trashy Roommate Who Snores?

[Wiglaf]

This is a long story -- being the nice person that I am, I have offered to take in a transient female who is attractive and let her sleep near where I sleep while she finds a bus company that will hire her, though secretly I think she aspires to be a metro train operator.

Can anyone please tell me how to deal with her incessant snoring? She will only be occupying my personal space for the next week or two before the ammunition I ordered online arrives and I feel safe enough to escort her out. However, during the mere two days her trashiness has been here, the sounds of her snoring have been so insufferably loud and consistent that I have gotten maybe two hours of sleep. What is there to do at 3 AM on a weeknight besides post here? How depressing. She also watches a lot of COPS reruns, no doubt to learn how to evade arrest.

Please give me ideas. Nose canceling headphones? Do those work? Is there a pill to take for making my ears work less at night?

[Space05us]

You are a strange person.

[Lorizael]

Penis -> mouth

[Kidlicious]

Re: What To Do About Trashy Roommate Who Snores?

Originally posted by Wiglaf
This is a long story -- being the nice person that I am, I have offered to take in a transient female who is attractive and let her sleep near where I sleep while she finds a bus company that will hire her, though secretly I think she aspires to be a metro train operator.

You mean your whore won't leave?

[BlackCat]

Loosen the ropes and let her change side from time to time - that usually solves this problem.

[Heresson]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Penis -> mouth

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Penis -> mouth

Your amazing

He doesnt want to know how to satisfy his latest transvesttite girlfriend, he said she snores when they were doing it..

READ MORE CAREFULLY!! his post

If this is her, dang, few brews and I could maybe help out, not bad, of course, would need to rearrange the baggage I suppose

[Wiglaf]

k

[Asher]

When I was doing my internship, I had a hot roommate that walked around in skimpy briefs all the time. It was really awesome.

Consider getting a roommate like that.

[Lord Avalon]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Penis -> mouth

While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Lord Avalon


While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring.

Sig material..wonder if it will float?

[Pekka]

Every time she snores, wake her up and say "hey, would you stop farting please? Your ass is stinking this place up so bad I actually feel like vomiting". Do this every single time, until she starts to wear butt plugs, or goes to an ass doctor. It won't stop her snoring, but at least it'll give her bigger problems, mentally.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Lord Avalon
While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring.

No, no... he meant put her penis in Wiglaf's mouth.

[snoopy369]

Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic.

90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Not everyone is on here 24/7 like you are .