What To Do About Trashy Roommate Who Snores?

[Asher]

Originally posted by snoopy369
Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic.

90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing.

As snoopy demonstrated, content is important too.

[rah]

Have her try one of those nose bandages that open up the nostrils a bit. That can sometimes lessen the noise.

Stuffing her face into a pillow has been known to be quite effective also.

Or have her sleep in the bed with you so when she starts snoring you can roll her over.

[Pekka]

Well that or her tongue cuts the air, in which case she should have one of them mouth pieces. They actually are great for people who have that tongue problem, because it gives them tons more energy, as in they don't go deprived of oxygen in their sleep. As a result they sleep like babies and have more energy when they wake up.

Either case, she should have it checked out. Because there are great health benefits to her easily available that greatly improve the quality of her life. And yours as well.

[OzzyKP]

I'm so disappointed with 'poly.

18 posts and no one has recommended the solution of giving his credit card.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by snoopy369
Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic.

90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing.

Badum ching!

[Asher]

Bit late on that one, Lorizael. 85% of comedy is the timing. The other 12% is timing.

[Lorizael]

THAT'S THE JOKE.

[Theben]

UR A JOKE

AND A GAY TW4T

[Lorizael]

I AM NOT A JOKE.

[Japher]

Get them sleep strips, band-aid things... they work for me

[Darius871]

Fap onto her pillow. Preferably without her knowledge.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Better yet, fap on her pillow with her knowledge.

[Wiglaf]

You all are idiots. I just bought $400 noise eliminating headphones. They are huge. This is great

[Imran Siddiqui]

You should still fap on her pillow.

[Darius871]

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