It's not only that Russia's near Alaska...

[Asher]

Originally posted by Wiglaf


Funny -- all this time I thought your blatant masturbatory partisanship in this thread is troubling. Even a watched clock boils twice a day, you dickhounds.

Fart heads, I see you laughing at Palin quotes but how about some of Biden's?

Deflection, Wiggy, Deflection.

So you admit Palin is ****ing retarded and your argument is Biden is also retarded, just less?

[Wiglaf]

She's not retarded, she just doesn't understand the bailout issue with any complexity. Since the whole issue only developed 2 weeks ago I'm not too worried about that. She won't be president for a long time, anyway. Maybe you should just admit you support Biden because he is a man and you are gay. I think that's what this is boiling down to, chips are on the table and I like boobies.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
She's not retarded, she just doesn't understand the bailout issue with any complexity. Since the whole issue only developed 2 weeks ago I'm not too worried about that. She won't be president for a long time, anyway. Maybe you should just admit you support Biden because he is a man and you are gay. I think that's what this is boiling down to, chips are on the table and I like boobies.

Biden is no man, he's a politician. Men have some semblance of integrity.

[Guynemer]

Just playing the Devil's Advocate here, but we don't have any independant confirmation that Palin in a young Earth creationist, just this guy's claim.

Now, given what else we've seen of her, and heard from her, it would hardly be a surprise, but no need to jump to conclusions just yet. Her own mouth is already giving plenty of reasons not to vote for the GOP ticket.

[Blaupanzer]

As if McCain weren't reason enough all by himself. Did you see him totally dis' Obama at the first debate, even though Lehrer must have asked him 5 times to adress his opponent? What a troll!

[Wiglaf]

Anyone who believes this is functionally retarded. This is a liberal political opponent of hers. Who has conversations like this anyway?

SO WHAT ARE YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS?
THAT DINOSAURS WALKED WITH HUMANS AT THE SAME TIME. I INSIST ON THIS.
OH MY! YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE!
YES YES BUT I INSIST ON THE DINOSAUR THING.
BIG BOOBS!

"ANCHORAGE -- Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago -- about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct -- the teacher said.

After conducting a college band and watching Palin deliver a commencement address to a small group of home-schooled students in June 1997, Wasilla resident Philip Munger said, he asked the young mayor about her religious beliefs.

Palin told him that "dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time," Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks," recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska.
"

[Asher]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
Anyone who believes this is functionally retarded. This is a liberal political opponent of hers. Who has conversations like this anyway?

SO WHAT ARE YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS?
THAT DINOSAURS WALKED WITH HUMANS AT THE SAME TIME. I INSIST ON THIS.
OH MY! YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE!
YES YES BUT I INSIST ON THE DINOSAUR THING.
BIG BOOBS!

Are you saying it is unlikely she believes in the "young Earth" variant of creationism, given that she's said she believes God sent the USA to Iraq?

[Wiglaf]

I can see why people like you just hate standardized tests. Too much reading comprehension involved.

“Pray for our military. He's [Palin's son Trask] going to be deployed in September to Iraq. Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do also what is right for this country – that our leaders, our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God. That’s what we have to make sure we are praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.�

Palin is

A) Saying that the Iraq War is a task from God;
B) Praying that dinosaurs walked with humans;
C) big boobs dumb Alaska liberal douchebag bark bark;
D) Praying that the troops are doing what is best for the country, noting that God wants what is best for the country

[Asher]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
I can see why people like you just hate standardized tests. Too much reading comprehension involved.

I love standardized tests.

Sir, I challenge you to a debate.

Palin is

A) Saying that the Iraq War is a task from God;

This is why she's loco.

[Wiglaf]

That’s what we have to make sure we are praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.�

She even clarifies it.

How do you do in general on verbal comprehension parts of standardized tests?

The answer was D by the way. 0/1 so far.

[Asher]

D wasn't even an option when I posted. You had two "C"s. And the answer was A, you buffoon.

I can see why you were elected.

[Wiglaf]

Elementary grammar. Let's go back to the fifth grade with Asher, minus the gay teacher who beat him over the head with his "hockey stick" a few too many times.

Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do also what is right for this country – that our leaders, our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God.

Delete everything from for--->country because it is a prepositional, and thus subordinate, phrase.

Pray - that our leaders are sending them on a task that is from god.

Therefore, the answer is D.

You ****ing fail again.

[Asher]

A) Saying that the Iraq War is a task from God;

our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God.

Owned. OWNED.

I beat an elected dog catcher in a debate.

[Wiglaf]

No, quit being retarded. It doesn't work.

"Pray that our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God" is quite obviously not the same as saying definitively that our national leaders are doing so.

The part after and including "that" is another clause. What you are doing to that clause is quite obviously fallacious.

Guy: Pray that there is a God.
Asher: There's a god?! How do you know?!

Guy: I hope that she isn't pregnant.
Asher: WHEW!

Ugly Canadian hockey blog guy: I hope that you have a big penis.
Asher: Thanks! How did you know!

[Asher]

I reject your lies and adopt the truth.