It's not only that Russia's near Alaska...

[Asher]

Originally posted by Elok
Well, there you go. It's not a foreign country, it's just their hockey rivals next door or something. Frankly, I think you're all nuts for living somewhere that cold.

You won't be thinking that by the time global warming finishes you off.

[Chemical Ollie]

To be fair, she has more foreign experience than GW Bush had in 2000.

[Ecthy]

Dan Quayle: just a heartbeat away.

On the other hand, that man's inability never stopped George H.W. from winning.

[OzzyKP]

And of course:

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/couric-palin-open/704042/

[Pekka]

SO wait. I have way more countries right next to me (I'm closer to Russia than Palin is, and more to the point, the more important regions of Russia). So I guess that makes me even more of an expert on foreign policy and relations. Cool. Where do I sign up? I can also talk about the.. you know. uhm, borders.

[MarkG]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
And of course:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Li...n-open/704042/

perfect!

[Thue]

VoteForTheMILF.com

[DirtyMartini]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
To be fair, she has more foreign experience than GW Bush had in 2000.

How exactly is zero foreign experience greater than zero foreign experience? Also, W is hardly the presidential foreign policy benchmark we should be using as a point of reference.

The SNL thing is gold. I saw that first and had to check out the actual interview -- it was less funny after seeing her torn to shreds by that infamous attack chihuahua Katie Couric.

[snoopy369]

Tina Fey had better be pushing for McCain/Palin to win ... she'd make a fortune working half an hour a week on SNL

[Ramo]

ANCHORAGE -- Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago -- about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct -- the teacher said.

After conducting a college band and watching Palin deliver a commencement address to a small group of home-schooled students in June 1997, Wasilla resident Philip Munger said, he asked the young mayor about her religious beliefs.

Palin told him that "dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time," Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks," recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska.

The idea of a "young Earth" -- that God created the Earth about 6,000 years ago, and dinosaurs and humans coexisted early on -- is a popular strain of creationism.

Though in her race for governor she called for faith-based "intelligent design" to be taught along with evolution in Alaska's schools, Gov. Palin has not sought to require it, state educators say.

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-palinreligion28-2008sep28,0,3643718.story?track=rss

[Asher]

Are the republican posters even going to bother trying to excuse her now? It's pretty obvious to everyone she's a terrible choice.

[MarkG]

Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks,"

WTF?!?!??

[DirtyMartini]

Originally posted by Asher
Are the republican posters even going to bother trying to excuse her now? It's pretty obvious to everyone she's a terrible choice.

the silence from the usual suspects is somewhat telling

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by DirtyMartini


How exactly is zero foreign experience greater than zero foreign experience? Also, W is hardly the presidential foreign policy benchmark we should be using as a point of reference.
---

That's what I meant. Skills are not needed to become president of the US, any idiot could do it.

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by DirtyMartini


the silence from the usual suspects is somewhat telling

Funny -- all this time I thought your blatant masturbatory partisanship in this thread is troubling. Even a watched clock boils twice a day, you dickhounds.

Fart heads, I see you laughing at Palin quotes but how about some of Biden's? Like when he said you cannot go into a 7/11 without seeing Lordshiva? Like when he plagiarized an entire speech? Like when he insisted in a cabinet meeting the US should give Iran a $100 million blank check to appease the Arab world? Like when he said it would be a great idea to partition Iraq, which would have caused genocide and civil war?

OH BUT HE WAS SENATOR OF DELAWARE! WHICH NO ONE can EVEN FIND ON A MAP because it's one of those super tiny states that needs to be blown up for you to be able to differentiate it from the water and Mrs. Henderson just doesn't have the time to answer questions on this map quiz because well you should have studied and she is on the phone now with her UGLY BOYFRIEND who is talking about what he is going to do to her or whatever and you're sitting their trying to figure out this retarded map test and very nearly lose it in your pants because let's face it, even in fifth grade you have a sizable libido. I nearly failed her ****ty class because I refused to believe it was a state and insisted it was actually a stray blot of ink. That's delaware's history in a nutshell you cowards.

As for PALIN who has big boobs and wouldn't abort anything unless it grew wings and declared it was the antichrist:

She gets that the bailout will create jobs in the end, so the benefits of the bailout do trickle down to the middle class.

OH BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE BUSH DOCTRINE IS. No body does. Not even the guy with the Nazi name who invented the term. She understands energy and how to fire people who corrupt our sandy vaginas.

Call me a cow. I've just milked every single one of you.