Poetic Masterfeces

[-Jrabbit]

I heartily approve of the new thread title.

[Riesstiu IV]

Despite your apparent revulsion at my poetic genius you have continued to post in this thread. I think in reality, you enjoy my poetry and continually refresh OT every five second, wishing for an update to this thread.

[Heraclitus]

Your poetry threadi is superior like Japan.


Do a poem of about Obama the Magic Negro who got used to winning but now is sour since he can't use his magic to beat a soccer mom MILF.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Originally posted by Heraclitus
Your poetry threadi is superior like Japan.


Do a poem of about Obama the Magic Negro who got used to winning but now is sour since he can't use his magic to beat a soccer mom MILF.

I heartily endorse this motioin

[Alinestra Covelia]

Truly bad poetry:

"Once there was a maiden fair nomenclined Alinestra.
She has a rather yummy pair of girlish charms, etc."

~ HMB (my roommate at the time), 21st July 2001, England

Kudos to him for finding a rhyme with Alinestra, though.

[Riesstiu IV]

You know what else rhymes with Alinestra? Olestra! You know that weird fat substitute they used in potato ships a few years back and it caused people to have explosive diarrhea. Many what ever happened to WOW brand chips anyways?

[DaShi]

Also the Kulomovestra of the Oogles and Oons. One wore hats on their hestras and the other on their boons.

Dr. Suess was the greatest poetry cheat, like, ever.

[BeBMan]

Orchestra. And it even sounds like a real wordi!

[Alinestra Covelia]

He came up with a load of other ones that I don't remember. One of them was "rot and fester" so it's probably better that he didn't use it. >.<

[Riesstiu IV]

Slowwhand is my dad

This is a tribute to my main man,
The one and only SlowwHand.

Sloww lives in the state of Texas,
and he is classy as a new Lexus.

He is retired from the US Air Force,
and can cut you down without remorse.

Sloww is like the father I never had,
and though he is very quick to get mad,

I love Sloww as if he were my dad.
Sloww is just too damn rad.

If he calls you a dumb liberal ******,
That's just his way of showing his regard.

So let us all ignore the harsh words and shrug.
Instead, we should give Sloww a big group hug.

For anyone who could take care of a kitten,
must be as soft as a mitten.

A poem by Riesstiu IV - September 11, 2008

[AngieC]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
He came up with a load

[Riesstiu IV]

This is a family thread. I will have no more of this depraved innuendo.

[AngieC]

I like you.

[Riesstiu IV]

Who doesn't?

[Traianvs]

pure gold