Poetic Masterfeces

[Riesstiu IV]

On a cold November day,
Somebody killed JFK.

Brains splattered,
Hearts shattered.

Who was behind it?
None other than LBJ!

LBJ, KKK, NRA,
LSD, BBC, NBA.

Jointly, they rule the USA.
A shadow goverment they form.

Built of lies deceit and porn,
This is an empire of evil.

Introducing crack to black people.
Punching babies, the elderly, and feeble.

What is one to do?
One must throw poo.

Throw poo at the police, the American SS.
Throw poo at the money takers, the IRS.

Throw poo at the bourgeoisie enablers.
Throw poo at the proletariat laborers.

For poo is the awakener, the redpill.
That is all you need to be chill.

A poem by Riesstiu IV - September 7, 2008

[SlowwHand]

Oh, hell. You've gone over to the Dark Side.

[Riesstiu IV]

I've decided to bless this forum with my poetry talent.

[-Jrabbit]

LBJ, KKK, NRA,
LSD, BBC, NBA.

Jointly, they rule the USA.

WTF, LOL, LS/MFT!

[BeBMan]

That is surely a candidate for the next Poolitzer Prize.

[Riesstiu IV]

GEORGE W. BUSH
G E O R G E W. B U S H

G is for Guantanamo Bay, America's Auschwitz.
E is for Election fraud in 2000 and 2004.
O is for Oil which he so desperately seeks.
R is for Republican, which he is.
G is for Gundam, my favorite anime.
E is for Erotica slash fanfiction involving Harry Potter characters.

W is for Weapons of mass destruction that were never found.

B is for Back people, which he does not like.
U is for Unilateral Military Action in Iraq.
S is for Surge, a military doctrine named after a drink.
H is for HIV, which he invented to kill Africans.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
E is for Erotica slash fanfiction involving Harry Potter characters.

But Bush only borrows from Imran's stash, not sure if that counts?

[chequita guevara]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Well, I would ordinarily condemn the OP's bit of poetic excreta, but it happened to remind me of a great song that way too few people know. So I'll share:

11 MPH (Abe Zapruder Version)
What Up, Dog - Was (Not Was)

Lee Harvey O. didn't have no daddy
He never caught a break, he never drove a Caddy
Joined the Marines to learn a skill
And that he did, he learned how to kill

At eleven miles an hour
Such a deadly speed
Eleven miles an hour
At the time and place agreed
They pulled their limousine
Down Elm Street slow and clean
Lead fell like a shower
At eleven miles an hour

JFK went down to Dallas
To cool some heels in the oil palace
Unfriendly country, but he was not afraid
He would wave to the people
From a passing motorcade

At eleven miles an hour
Such a deadly speed
Eleven miles an hour
At the time and place agreed
They pulled their limousine
Down Elm Street slow and clean
Lead fell like a shower
At eleven miles an hour

JFK told Kruschev I'll leave Castro alone
If you take away those missles
They're too damn close to home
The CIA, the Cubans and the underworld bosses
Decided that was it, they had to cut their losses

At eleven miles an hour
Such a deadly speed
Eleven miles an hour
At the time and place agreed
They pulled their limousine
Down Elm Street slow and clean
Lead fell like a shower
At eleven miles an hour

Lee Harvey O. was made to order
A radical nut, a drifter and a boarder
Earl Warren got a version out fast
America was happy, the patsy had been cast

At eleven miles an hour
Such a deadly speed
Eleven miles an hour
At the time and place agreed
They pulled their limousine
Down Elm Street slow and clean
Lead fell like a shower
At eleven miles an hour
Eleven miles an hour

Great song, great album. Was (Not Was)

[Riesstiu IV]

Lies, lies, lies, everywhere, lies.
They are as deceitful as Tiamat's pies.

Lies in the magazines, lies in the news.
Yet who is responsible? None other than Jews!

From BBC, to CBS, to NBC, and A&E.
All is a plot to control you and me.

So, how do you beat the Jewish controlled media?
The truth can only be found on Wikipedia.

Wikipedia! Use it as a replacement lawyer.
Wikipedia! It did my report on Tom Sawyer.

Wikipedia! Learn about who really did 9/11.
Wikipedia! Read how Hindus do not go to heaven.

Wikipedia is word for word, the truth.
Anyone who says opposite is a zionist sleuth.

So take heart, America, all is not lost.
For Wikipedia is here, free of cost.

A poem by Riesstiu IV - September 8, 2008

[Ecthy]

Can you give the songs that inspired you? The 2nd is obviously Loverman, can't tell the 1st and 3rd

[Riesstiu IV]

All poetry is inspired by the various mushrooms in my garden.

[onodera]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Well, I would ordinarily condemn the OP's bit of poetic excreta, but it happened to remind me of a great song that way too few people know. So I'll share:



Great song, great album. Was (Not Was)

When I was reading it I felt it should be performed in the same style as JC's Devil's Right Hand.

[Riesstiu IV]

Krautland

When you travel to Krautland,
One must understand,

That in the shadows their can lurk,
A vile knife-wielding Turk.

A barbarian race with no sense of taste,
If you speak ill of their mothers,

You'll be stabbed in the face.
Be wary of the Turk in any place.

When you travel to Krautland,
One must understand,

to be aware of the Austrian feller,
And his incestuous prison cellar.

A creepy white haired dad,
who thinks himself a young lad.

Best not go out dressed like a slag.
Hey look! He has a chloroform rag!

When you travel to Krautland,
One must understand,

That behind every sham and scam,
is an immigrant Russian man.

Hostile, Slavic, and uncouth,
Never trust an Eastern youth.

For you may find yourself in a crate,
Being shipped to a rich Arab state.

Fatherland of Bach, Bethooven, and Mozart.
Germany was once the pinnacle of musical art.

Yet, what was once home of great classical audiophiles,
Now produces such hits as Snappy the Little Crocodile.

A poem by Riesstiu IV - September 9, 2008

[AngieC]