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I heartily approve of the new thread title. 
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Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms -
Despite your apparent revulsion at my poetic genius you have continued to post in this thread. I think in reality, you enjoy my poetry and continually refresh OT every five second, wishing for an update to this thread.Comment
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Your poetry threadi is superior like Japan.
Do a poem of about Obama the Magic Negro who got used to winning but now is sour since he can't use his magic to beat a soccer mom MILF.
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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I heartily endorse this motioinOriginally posted by Heraclitus
Your poetry threadi is superior like Japan.
Do a poem of about Obama the Magic Negro who got used to winning but now is sour since he can't use his magic to beat a soccer mom MILF.
Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"Comment
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Truly bad poetry:
"Once there was a maiden fair nomenclined Alinestra.
She has a rather yummy pair of girlish charms, etc."
~ HMB (my roommate at the time), 21st July 2001, England
Kudos to him for finding a rhyme with Alinestra, though."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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You know what else rhymes with Alinestra? Olestra! You know that weird fat substitute they used in potato ships a few years back and it caused people to have explosive diarrhea. Many what ever happened to WOW brand chips anyways?Comment
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Also the Kulomovestra of the Oogles and Oons. One wore hats on their hestras and the other on their boons.
Dr. Suess was the greatest poetry cheat, like, ever.
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Orchestra. And it even sounds like a real wordi!
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He came up with a load of other ones that I don't remember. One of them was "rot and fester" so it's probably better that he didn't use it. >.<"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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Slowwhand is my dad
This is a tribute to my main man,
The one and only SlowwHand.
Sloww lives in the state of Texas,
and he is classy as a new Lexus.
He is retired from the US Air Force,
and can cut you down without remorse.
Sloww is like the father I never had,
and though he is very quick to get mad,
I love Sloww as if he were my dad.
Sloww is just too damn rad.
If he calls you a dumb liberal ******,
That's just his way of showing his regard.
So let us all ignore the harsh words and shrug.
Instead, we should give Sloww a big group hug.
For anyone who could take care of a kitten,
must be as soft as a mitten.
A poem by Riesstiu IV - September 11, 2008Comment
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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
He came up with a load
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This is a family thread. I will have no more of this depraved innuendo.Comment
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I like you.Comment
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Who doesn't?Comment
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pure gold"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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