Poetic Masterfeces

[Ecthy]

Schni Schna Schnappi

[Sir Og]

Thread title is misleading.

Should be poetic masterpieces or something.

[Riesstiu IV]

Requesting mod to change to thread title to "Poetic Masterfeces. "

[Hueij]

Can we request subjects? I have a couple

[Riesstiu IV]

Sure.

[Hueij]

Dutch army protecting the people of Srebenica (Bosnia). We left after we allowed the Serbians to round up all of the Bosnian men. 8000 of them were "disposed of".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srebrenica_genocide

[-Jrabbit]

This thread -- no, all poetry-related thread titles -- needs a warning label.

[LotC]

Best thread ever.

[BeBMan]

Krautland

[Riesstiu IV]

Allah is a Koala.

Why, oh why, do the Musulmans lie?
How many more people have to die?

Rioting against satirical toons,
Waving flags of the crescent moon.

Why must the hatred lead to strife?
Let us see the truth and continue with life!

For I had discovered the key to peace,
Revealed to me by a Evangelic Priest.

The lord creator known as Allah,
Is in fact an Australian Koala.

The reason why images are forbidden
and a secret for centuries hidden,

Is that the god of the Islamic lore,
is actually an arboreal herbivore.

What would the musulman people think,
If they discovered their god was a missing link?

Now that I have revealed the facts,
It is time for you musulmans to relax.

Give up your desert heathen ways,
And become good Christian gays.

A poem by Riesstiu IV - September 10, 2008

[onodera]

Riesstu

[BeBMan]

I see something poetry 'bout Russia soon

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Hueij
Dutch army protecting the people of Srebenica (Bosnia). We left after we allowed the Serbians to round up all of the Bosnian men. 8000 of them were "disposed of".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srebrenica_genocide

Dutch (re)Treat

The, Dutch, the Dutch.
About as useful as a rubber crutch.

Sent to guard the peace,
To be the unbiased police.

Instead they spent their time chilling,
While they allowed a mass killing.

The old city of Srebenica,
Became New Treblinka.

The Dutch, about as friendly as the swiss.
The Dutch, why am I doing a poem on this?

The Dutch, Makers of wooden shoes.
The Dutch, Not that great at hiding Jews.

The Dutch, they like to plug holes in ****s.
The Dutch, easily occupied by the Third Reich.

The Dutch, about as fun as a Sunday sermon.
The Dutch, best just call them swamp Germans.

Truth be told we're all a little Dutch inside.
That is, whenever we sneak cower, or hide.

A poem by Riesstiu IV - September 10, 2008

[rmsharpe]

Re: The story of JFK

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
LBJ, KKK, NRA,
LSD, BBC, NBA.

Jointly, they rule the USA.
A shadow goverment they form.

Mr. Bean is part of a multinational conspiracy to control the American government?

[Riesstiu IV]

Coherent ideas aren't needed for poetry. Just write about whatever you want.