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  • Your mom is surprisingly affordable.

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    • Riesstiu FRENCH! The simple reality is that your momma jokes were invented during the civil war when 2 union soldiers walked into a house and could not tell if the woman inside was for the North or The south; so one of the soldiers says to his companion, 'Your momma went south on me last night' in whatever language they spoke back then and was bayoneted. When Lincoln heard of this line he put it in the emancipation proclamation but it was edited out by McCllellan, who Lincoln later fired for being indecisive and rejecting his advances.

      Asher you dumb nuts. The whole Mac thing is 'community' and fitting in.

      This is why people talk of joining the 'mac crowd' or the 'light side' or whatever when they switch from PC. They hang out at apple stores . It's like a ****ing club for the ********ers.

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      • Originally posted by FrostyBoy
        I don't think they are meant to be funny, the plots have been designed to make you want to watch the next one, so that you will understand what all this nonsense is all about.
        but until now i dont want to watch the next one. i only watched them because they were posted here and it's always fun reading an apolyton discussion that goes nowhere

        This is Seinfeld, he knows what he's doing.
        you bet! getting lots of money for nothing is what he's doing
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        • Originally posted by Asher

          John Hodgman is infinitely cooler than Justin Long.
          FACT
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          • This Hodgman-Long debate continues to mystify me. I mean, they're both working for Apple.
            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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            • But one is a douche the other is funny?
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • One's primarily a comedian and the other's just an actor. They are playing roles, and both do so successfully. Hodgman gets all the punchlines, and he delivers.

                On behalf of Apple.
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                RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                • Hodgman is funny as **** before and outside of Apple.

                  Long is insufferable outside and with Apple.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • I totally agree on Hodgman. I'm a huge fan.

                    I don't have much of an opinion on Long. Hated him in the TV series Ed; liked him in Galaxy Quest.
                    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                    RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                    • Originally posted by -Jrabbit
                      This Hodgman-Long debate continues to mystify me. I mean, they're both working for Apple.
                      Indeed... but they are both supposed to representing different products.

                      Asher was correct in stating what I was getting at. They aren't a failure, but the people who they don't appeal to tend to dislike the product even more... which isn't good. Most commercials for products, the people whom the commercial doesn't appeal to don't feel any more or less towards the product.
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                        They aren't a failure, but the people who they don't appeal to tend to dislike the product even more... which isn't good. Most commercials for products, the people whom the commercial doesn't appeal to don't feel any more or less towards the product.
                        It isn't bad either, in that it doesn't cost them anything.

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                        • Originally posted by Kidicious
                          It isn't bad either, in that it doesn't cost them anything.
                          Um... people to whom those ads do not appeal to, may be appealed by different sort of ads. Just because the ads don't appeal to them don't mean they won't buy the product. But if the ads piss them off, then they won't be getting the product, no matter what.

                          So it actually may cost them.
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                            Um... people to whom those ads do not appeal to, may be appealed by different sort of ads. Just because the ads don't appeal to them don't mean they won't buy the product. But if the ads piss them off, then they won't be getting the product, no matter what.

                            So it actually may cost them.
                            But they are selling a lot of computers this way. In fact, I bet they will continue to target the segment that they are now targeting and not bother with the rest of the market. And they'll be very successfull doing it.
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                            • Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • It's obviously working.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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