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  • #16
    Could they do that to Lenin as well?
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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    • #17
      Nah, Lenin was alright as far as Commies go. And he looked cooler.
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #18
        And he liked cats.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #19
          so he can blame insanity too
          Monkey!!!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DinoDoc
            Could they do that to Lenin as well?
            If they did each of his fingers would fly off in separate directions and pierce the hearts of 10 different capitalists.
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #21
              I want Russian Communists to be castrated.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                In Soviet Russia, communists want to castrate you!
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #23
                  I know. It's a race.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    In Soviet Russia, it erase you!
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • #25
                      Theben knows. The Russkie Commies.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        In Soviet Russia, it knows you! (in the Biblical sense )
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                          At least Germans appreciate my jokes

                          Wait... is that a good thing?
                          Oh, sorry. I was responding to the OP. Even if the Russian church does spend too much time sucking off Putin, they're certainly not going to honor that Mario-looking butcher.
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                          • #28
                            The Orthodox canonize Stalin?
                            That's quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever heard.
                            Right up there with "Yes we can!"
                            The Apolytoner formerly known as Alexander01
                            "God has given no greater spur to victory than contempt of death." - Hannibal Barca, c. 218 B.C.
                            "We can legislate until doomsday but that will not make men righteous." - George Albert Smith, A.D. 1949
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by DinoDoc
                              Could they do that to Lenin as well?
                              No, not Lenin. He just got new clothes, very expensive ones, and they're trying to get him on a date. Just as soon as they find the right girl for him, shouldn't be much longer.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by TheStinger
                                Stalin is well clear with at least 20 million deaths
                                In the plaza outside, we have a memorial to the millions of Ukrainians who starved to death due to his economic incompetence.

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