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  • Russian Communists want Stalin to be canonized

    ....say reports in German and Swiss media, for example this:
    Die orthodoxe Kirche soll den Diktator Josef Stalin heiligsprechen. Das wünscht sich die kommunistische Partei in St. Petersburg. Stalin habe als "Vater der Völker" Russland geeint und den Faschismus besiegt, erklären die Kommunisten zur Begründung. Zudem habe die Kirche Stalin gelobt – das allerdings ist fast 60 Jahre her.


    (couldnt find an English link so far)

    They say the communist party in St. Pertersburg has made such a request to the orthodox church. The OC however was not amused since he killed teh christians.

    Question however is why would commies have anyone canonized by the church? And why Stalin, who killed lots of commies during his rule? Me thinks they are a little bit confused
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    Stalin and Tsar Nicholas II neck and neck for title of greatest Russian.

    They're are very much in to S/M

    He sent millions to their deaths in the gulag, but that has not deterred Russians from voting en masse for Josef Stalin as the face of their nation.

    The Soviet tyrant and Second World War leader is battling Tsar Nicholas II for first place in The Name of Russia, a domestic version of the BBC series Great Britons. Stalin had been well ahead in the online vote until the show's producer appealed to members of a popular Russian social networking site to back Nicholas II.

    The Tsar edged in front tonight as communists and monarchists whipped up support for their candidates. Stalin has received almost 263,000 votes so far, against more than 267,000 for Nicholas II.

    Lenin, the Tsar's nemesis, was third with nearly 187,000 votes. The top dozen included Peter the Great, Pushkin, Catherine the Great, Yuri Gagarin, Boris Yeltsin and Ivan the Terrible.
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    Should someone tell them that Stalin was Georgian or would that spoil the fun?

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    • #3
      And Catherine the Great was German. Oh well.
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      • #4
        And Alizee is Corsican. I still say she's a French hottie.

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        • #5
          Well Stalin would be the greatest Russian if there is no qualatitive aspect to the term, he had the most influence of anyone in that countries history.

          He is the greatest sociopath in history
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Julian Delphiki
            Stalin and Tsar Nicholas II neck and neck for title of greatest Russian.

            They're are very much in to S/M



            Should someone tell them that Stalin was Georgian or would that spoil the fun?
            And Nicholas II was German. And Disraeli was a Jew, and Elizabeth II is German as well. Obama is half-Kenyan.
            Nicholas was pushed to the top by bots anyway.
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            • #7
              Whats the current toll?

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              • #8
                Stalin is well clear with at least 20 million deaths
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                • #9
                  Do they know what "canonized" means? It doesn't mean shoot him with canons!
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    Blah

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                    • #11
                      HAHAHAHAno.
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                      • #12
                        At least Germans appreciate my jokes

                        Wait... is that a good thing?
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          Stalin will likely get it because of the Great Patriotic War. :sadnod:
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                            At least Germans appreciate my jokes

                            Wait... is that a good thing?
                            If it makes you feel better I was going to say something like, "shoot his corpse out of a cannon"... but then I do have some German heritage also.
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                            • #15
                              That would be cool. His rotten corpse being sprayed all over those who even suggested this.
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