Who Would You Want Watching Your Back, Here?

[Aeson]

Originally posted by LordShiva
I would gladly sleep with, and then break teh heart of, any chick* who offended Aeson

*unless she were ugly, in which case I'd pretend to hit on her, and then crush her dreams at teh last moment.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Aeson
Girl I like:
- LS doesn't distract her from me, she's got potential.

You have a thing for blind chicks?

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by LordShiva
I would gladly sleep with, and then break teh heart of, any chick* who offended Aeson

To answer Sloww's question, I don't need anyone at my back, except maybe some sensitive person to plead with me to spare teh lives of teh family members of whoever I was up against, so as to save me unnecessary legal fees, and maybe some religious-type person to pray that my enemies' deaths are relatively painless.

Or Wiglaf

*unless she were ugly, in which case I'd pretend to hit on her, and then crush her dreams at teh last moment.

This is why Shiva may rank at, or near, the top of many of my lists, but not this one.

[Aeson]

Originally posted by LordShiva
You have a thing for blind chicks?

It's that type of attitude that will weed out all the ones I want weeded out.

[LordShiva]

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Nobody should watch my back. I like keeping people on their toes, and all the hazardous bits are at the front.

[Tuberski]

The Mrs.

She's the only one here to watch my back.

Maybe Asher and Agathon, their bickering is so annoying any protagonist would likely focus on those 2, allowing escape.

ACK!

[Lorizael]

I washed my dad's back today. I suppose I was watching it, too. You can definitely put that under the list of things I never expected to have to do in my life.

[molly bloom]

I'd watch your back Slowww.

It must be an improvement on your front, unless you moved to Texas from that town in Florida for retired circus folk...

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Tuberski

Maybe Asher and Agathon, their bickering is so annoying any protagonist would likely focus on those 2, allowing escape.

ACK!

?

I don't bicker with that prat. I have him on ignore. There are worthier people to bicker with on the board.

[Kidlicious]

Can't you just feel the man love in this thread?

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I think it comes down to Patroklos or Siro, for me.

I thought of several, and ones like ... Zk I view as too peaceful.

If the scenario is:

.... helping you fight a bloody battle against a bunch of G's in the hood.

...then you don't want me. The most you could hope out of me there would be that I ran and got help.

[Elok]

Originally posted by molly bloom
I'd watch your back Slowww.

It must be an improvement on your front, unless you moved to Texas from that town in Florida for retired circus folk...

I somehow can't picture you being super-useful in a fight. No offense, but really, I can't.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Agathon

I don't bicker with that prat. I have him on ignore.

Bear in mind he's talking about Asher here. I think we've just nailed the bull****ter of the year award.

[SlowwHand]

I forgot the environment of this thread.
We're talking back, not backside. Just wanted to be clear on the point.