Who Would You Want Watching Your Back, Here?

[Krill]

I thought you were supposed to be in a Mr Snuggles persona atm, and not in the Asher persona?

[Asher]

Even Mr Snuggles has his limits.

[Elok]

Originally posted by rah
It's not like he's the vice president or anything.

Cheney shoots people in the face. We're talking about who we want at our backs, which is a whole different story.

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by rah
And remember, a good friend will come and bail you out of jail.
Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the slammer saying "man, that was awesome"

My good friedns tend more to be the ones holding the keys and the guns and sitting behind the bench and standing beofre the bench, a much superior posse. I already have the lawyers, guns and money, and police and judges.

[SlowwHand]

I think it comes down to Patroklos or Siro, for me.

I thought of several, and ones like Lancer or Zk I view as too peaceful. I could be wrong entirely. Wittlich kind of falls into this category, though again I could be wrong.

Imran...well, I'd be afraid he'd say "Screw this old Celtic heritaged Texan. I have things to do".

Ming and rah, out. They'd be too busy arguing over who was better looking.

Pekka would be so involved with ranting and raving, he'd likely forget about me.

[rah]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Ming and rah, out. They'd be too busy arguing over who was better looking.

Naw, we argue who's hair is grayer.
Yeah probably a good choice. You'd be getting mugged in an alley and ming and I would be argueing over how long a ban we should give the mugger. Hell, ming would probably be arguing to ban you too for spilling some blood in the alley. He'd want you clean it up and pm him when you were done before he'd release you.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'd watch anyone's back as long as it was understood that I'd be making comments of appraisal about their arse.

[Aeson]

LS. Girl trouble is the only trouble I worry about.

[SlowwHand]

You think if you piss off a girl, LS is going to be able to/will help? Come on. Live in this world.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yeah, really... LS would probably be off hitting on the girl while she was pissed at you.

[Guynemer]

Pekka, Sloww, or, for reasons that I can't explain myself, Imran.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You win the prize

[Solomwi]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I think it comes down to Patroklos or Siro, for me.

I thought of several, and ones like Lancer or Zk I view as too peaceful. I could be wrong entirely. Wittlich kind of falls into this category, though again I could be wrong.

Imran...well, I'd be afraid he'd say "Screw this old Celtic heritaged Texan. I have things to do".

Ming and rah, out. They'd be too busy arguing over who was better looking.

Pekka would be so involved with ranting and raving, he'd likely forget about me.

The thing with Lancer is that if he has your back, you're probably in the Phils, and he's got the local connections there, which more than makes up for any pacifist streak.

[Aeson]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
You think if you piss off a girl, LS is going to be able to/will help? Come on. Live in this world.

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Yeah, really... LS would probably be off hitting on the girl while she was pissed at you.

No... girl troubles have nothing to do with a girl being pissed at me. Why would a girl be pissed at me? It's never happened. I just need someone to filter out the ones I'm not really interested in, keep them from bugging me, and LS seems like he'd be good at that.

Girl problems:

Girl I don't like:
- LS distracts her from me, problem solved. (For me...)
- LS doesn't distract her from me, I still got problems.

Girl I like:
- LS distracts her from me, obviously no potential there, so easy to move on.
- LS doesn't distract her from me, she's got potential.

So you see, 3/4 cases LS solves the problem, or helps contribute to the solution. The other case is unwinable by any method.

[LordShiva]

I would gladly sleep with, and then break teh heart of, any chick* who offended Aeson

To answer Sloww's question, I don't need anyone at my back, except maybe some sensitive person to plead with me to spare teh lives of teh family members of whoever I was up against, so as to save me unnecessary legal fees, and maybe some religious-type person to pray that my enemies' deaths are relatively painless.

Or Wiglaf

*unless she were ugly, in which case I'd pretend to hit on her, and then crush her dreams at teh last moment.