Amusing & funny jokes

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Agathon
As part of his job an Irishman was sent to a workplace psychologist.

After the psychologist had finished the session, the Irishman asked: "Hey Doc, what's this IQ ting that people are always goin on about?"

It stands for "Intelligence Quotient. It's a measure of how intelligent a person is", said the psychologist.

"Oh yeah?", said the Irishman, "Well what would a person with an IQ of 160 be like?"

"An absolute genius", said the psychologist, "Someone of staggering intelligence".

"Well then, what about someone with an IQ of 100?", the Irishman asked.

"That would be a person of normal intelligence", the psychologist replied.

"How about an IQ of 80?" the Irishman inquired.

"Well, someone like that would be quite stupid. They would have trouble with simple mathematical and logical problems, and probably have trouble reading".

The Irishman was intrigued. "What about someone with an IQ of 45?"

"Oh", said the psychologist, "You are really getting low there. Someone with an IQ of 45 would have trouble even tying their own shoelaces."

"Ah I get it", said the Irishman, "that's why so many Australians wear flip-flops."

I don't get it.

[Grandpa Troll]

I'm from the government!"........





So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.

The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The Water representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Your card! Show him your card!"

[Alinestra Covelia]

The four sons

Four men were playing golf. Then one of them gets a phone call and goes to take it. The others play on.

They start talking about their grown sons and how great they are.

"My boy's in computers, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a top of the range computer to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," said the first man.

His companions nodded in appreciation.

"Well my boy's an engineer, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a brand new race car to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," said the second man.

More nods and smiles.

"My boy's in construction, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a house to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," the third man said.

Then the fourth guy game back from his phone call. He seemed a little anxious.

"That was my son, asking for more money to fund his gay promiscuous lifestyle. I told him he should have enough to get by on his own - since his last three boyfriends literally gave him, free of charge, a computer, a car, and a house!"

[Theben]

Re: Amusing & funny jokes

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
I THOUGHT THEBEN WOULD FIND THIS FUNNY

Maybe, if I had opened it 13 day sago.

[FrostyBoy]

Originally posted by Dauphin


I don't get it.