After 30, Does Your Sexual Organs, And Other Sex Units, Decrease in Function?

[Wiglaf]

I am not anywhere near 30 , in fact I have competed in many anti-aging competitions in Virginia and the guest judges have always put me at 19 so I win almost every time (there is a midget with that hair disease Captain Picard has, so it is difficult to show him up unless physically).

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT YOU SHOW UP AND JUDGES GUESS YOUR AGE (BASICALLY 5 COMMUNITY JUDGES WHO ARE COMMUNITY ELDERS) AND THE ONE WHO DECEIVES THE JUDGES THE MOST GETS $500 AND THE RUNNER UP $100 AND A BEST BUY CERTIFICATE.

My problem is this:

I read on Wikipedia that after 30, cuts do not heal as quickly, the sex organ unit begins to fail, wrinkles start to appear, old hair and receding hair comes in, and generally, your skin starts to feel cold as if you are already dead. Is this true? I do not want to bleed all the time unless I'm FIGHTING and the thought of not having my sex penis operational is almost as disgusting as Freddie the Short **** with Alopecia.

Please advice, I've only got like 5 or 7 years to make it hot, and I want to know if I will end up with more farts and less physical stamina.

[chequita guevara]

yes

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

The really fun part is that your nuts start hanging lower. The first time you sit on your own testicles is a great leveller.

[Lorizael]

The wiggybot is really starting to spin out of control.

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The really fun part is that your nuts start hanging lower. The first time you sit on your own testicles is a great leveller.

This is elephantitis and is not within the scope of my original thread. I am mainly concerned about the performance of the hair and other organs that, to be discrete, are involved in having sex.

[Krill]

Just because you refuse to grow up Wiglaf doesn't mean you won't grow old.

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
I am mainly concerned about the performance of the hair and other organs that, to be discrete, are involved in having sex.

You'll lose your hair when you get old. And your penis will fall off too.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Wiglaf


This is elephantitis and is not within the scope of my original thread. I am mainly concerned about the performance of the hair and other organs that, to be discrete, are involved in having sex.

Wiggy seems to be into furry sex

[Asmodean]

To the question: "Is Wiglaf ultimately doomed", Asmodean has prepared the following surprising answer:

YES

[Zkribbler]

Hmm. I didn't notice any changes in my sexual organs until after 50. Although after 30, there was a gradual drop off of the frantic labido needs of my youth.

Still:

It ain't the meat, it's the motion,
That make your momma want to rock!
It ain't the meat, it the motion.
It's the movement that gives it the sock!

[-Jrabbit]

Worrying about it makes it worse.

[Alinestra Covelia]

The most I've ever managed in quick succession was 14 and my farmyard area was practically deadened. If anybody can make it to 30 in a row then I think it's almost certain there'd be decreased function, yes.

[Kuciwalker]

I didn't think this thread could be improved, before that post.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
The most I've ever managed in quick succession was 14 ...

Who on Earth was the guy??

[falcon41]

It is all relative, except relativism itself which is an absolut.