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  • After 30, Does Your Sexual Organs, And Other Sex Units, Decrease in Function?

    I am not anywhere near 30 , in fact I have competed in many anti-aging competitions in Virginia and the guest judges have always put me at 19 so I win almost every time (there is a midget with that hair disease Captain Picard has, so it is difficult to show him up unless physically).

    IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT YOU SHOW UP AND JUDGES GUESS YOUR AGE (BASICALLY 5 COMMUNITY JUDGES WHO ARE COMMUNITY ELDERS) AND THE ONE WHO DECEIVES THE JUDGES THE MOST GETS $500 AND THE RUNNER UP $100 AND A BEST BUY CERTIFICATE.

    My problem is this:

    I read on Wikipedia that after 30, cuts do not heal as quickly, the sex organ unit begins to fail, wrinkles start to appear, old hair and receding hair comes in, and generally, your skin starts to feel cold as if you are already dead. Is this true? I do not want to bleed all the time unless I'm FIGHTING and the thought of not having my sex penis operational is almost as disgusting as Freddie the Short **** with Alopecia.

    Please advice, I've only got like 5 or 7 years to make it hot, and I want to know if I will end up with more farts and less physical stamina.

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    yes
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      The really fun part is that your nuts start hanging lower. The first time you sit on your own testicles is a great leveller.
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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      • #4
        The wiggybot is really starting to spin out of control.
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
          The really fun part is that your nuts start hanging lower. The first time you sit on your own testicles is a great leveller.
          This is elephantitis and is not within the scope of my original thread. I am mainly concerned about the performance of the hair and other organs that, to be discrete, are involved in having sex.

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          • #6
            Just because you refuse to grow up Wiglaf doesn't mean you won't grow old.
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Wiglaf
              I am mainly concerned about the performance of the hair and other organs that, to be discrete, are involved in having sex.
              You'll lose your hair when you get old. And your penis will fall off too.
              Blah

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Wiglaf


                This is elephantitis and is not within the scope of my original thread. I am mainly concerned about the performance of the hair and other organs that, to be discrete, are involved in having sex.
                Wiggy seems to be into furry sex
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #9
                  To the question: "Is Wiglaf ultimately doomed", Asmodean has prepared the following surprising answer:

                  YES
                  Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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                  • #10
                    Hmm. I didn't notice any changes in my sexual organs until after 50. Although after 30, there was a gradual drop off of the frantic labido needs of my youth.

                    Still:
                    It ain't the meat, it's the motion,
                    That make your momma want to rock!
                    It ain't the meat, it the motion.
                    It's the movement that gives it the sock!

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                    • #11
                      Worrying about it makes it worse.
                      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                      • #12
                        The most I've ever managed in quick succession was 14 and my farmyard area was practically deadened. If anybody can make it to 30 in a row then I think it's almost certain there'd be decreased function, yes.
                        "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                        • #13


                          I didn't think this thread could be improved, before that post.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
                            The most I've ever managed in quick succession was 14 ...
                            Who on Earth was the guy??

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                            • #15
                              It is all relative, except relativism itself which is an absolut.

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