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I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die. -
In my case I'd have to say no. I got married at age 39 and we decided to try to have two children. Each time we tried to conceive a child I nailed one of my wife's eggs with the first effort. I was like the Sgt. York of fatherhood."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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My daughter is 1/2 euro 1/2 chinese descent (more or less). Sometimes I think to myself 10+ years down the line AC could give her some insight on growing up between these worlds. Then I remember threads like this and figure shipping her off to a nunnery sounds much better.Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
It's not possible to say "resurrection" without saying "erection".
Just like Beavis and Butthead pointed out it's impossible to say "entertain us" without saying "anus".
Hurr hurrI'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Originally posted by Theben
My daughter is 1/2 euro 1/2 chinese descent (more or less). Sometimes I think to myself 10+ years down the line AC could give her some insight on growing up between these worlds. Then I remember threads like this and figure shipping her off to a nunnery sounds much better.
Wise choice!"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Hurr hurr
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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ubersmiley!!çOriginally posted by LordShiva
PS: Has Wiglaf been posting from a mental institution lately? It's disturbing to see how he can keep up acting like he does. He beats LordShiva's "teh" fixation hands down!"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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Am I the only one who assumed she was referring to farts? Or are the rest of you participating in sexual activities that deaden farmyards?Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
The most I've ever managed in quick succession was 14 and my farmyard area was practically deadened. If anybody can make it to 30 in a row then I think it's almost certain there'd be decreased function, yes.
No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
"I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, authorComment
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yesChristianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Damn! Now I feel left out. Of course, AC is the only poster on here with enough creds to make playing a triangle sound a little kinky.
No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
"I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, authorComment
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Because firefighters are hot and this thread is gay.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Menage a tin?Originally posted by Blaupanzer
Damn! Now I feel left out. Of course, AC is the only poster on here with enough creds to make playing a triangle sound a little kinky.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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If there's a tuning fork involved, wouldn't that be a menage à tine?Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Menage a tin?
Or if they decide to use a bit of rope... menage à twine?B♭3Comment
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You obviously haven't read enough AC posts.Originally posted by Blaupanzer
Damn! Now I feel left out. Of course, AC is the only poster on here with enough creds to make playing a triangle sound a little kinky.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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