I love the smell of desperation in the morning

[Pekka]

Maybe someone should set up www.project-10k.com. We could be millionaires. People would donate money. Plus, we could have custom waving, as in "surprise your friend!" then you give me the address, money for travel and I'll come to wave it. It would be like the best surprise ever, when I become famous for it. People would be oohhh please, buy me that, I want to be surprised!

What could be better than that? To get paid to go to different location and show my genitalia to the fans. That's called easy living.

Anyway, I did not show my penis today. I forgot all about it. But it was fun. The dude asked "hey, are you sick?". Yeah. I guess he noticed my survivor beard, saw my pale face and wandering eyes. I still nailed it though. I mean the content, not the actual presentation, that failed horribly. But the content was brilliant. I was destroying everyone and glory was all mine. Too bad I'm not exactly in... let's just say representable condition. But my content is still solid. I wonder how awesome I would be if I was sane as well.

I've become this dude who is a theory developer, is good at what he does and peopel kind of can't let go of me because of that. But at the same time, I won't return your phone calls, I'm not answeringf your e-mails, I might say the weirdest things, forget that I Was supposed to be at work for few weeks in a row, come in with a survivor beard and say "my voice has pitch problems because I have not talked to anyone in a week." I'm totally allowed as well, it seems like. I can just not participate. We had this round table discussion, I didn't even vote when we were supposed to vote. Why? Because I don't give a ****. But that's cool. So I'm that guy, the guy who stares at the walls, with an empty impression. You never know what he's thinking and he might actually suddenly take all of hsi clothes off and shout YARRRRRR YARRRR! Totally harmless, definitely weird. That's me I guess.

[Heraclitus]

Don't you like have blog somewhere?

Or does poly fill that role?

[Pekka]

Blogs are boring.

[Pekka]

Gang! Who wants to go to the woods and undress some of the animals?

[Spiffor]

[Pekka]

[Pekka]

ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT ROOM!

Will the defendant please rise. Defendant keep your genitalia inside your pants, Sir! Sir! Security! Restrain this man!

"NEVEEERR!!! YARRR *****es YARRR!!!"

What is your excuse?

"I have no excuses, only facts. Life is just a subjective hallucination. In my hallucination, I show my penis to everyone. Now, if my hallucination can become your hallucination, you seeing my penis waved in front of you, that means I have true power. You can restrain me, you can lock me up, but you will never take my will to show it to you! That is also power. YARRRRRR!"

[Pekka]

No sleep is my excuse. I get no sleep. NO sleeeepo sleeeps eleep never ever yes yes. Nice.

I stare at the ceiling and wonder which one of us is winning the contest, me or the ceiling. So far the ceiling has proven to be a very hard opponent. Sometimes I think if the ceiling as related to the walls, or are they rival gangs. If so, what does that make me? I can dis them both. I move freely in their presence, they can't do **** to me. I guess I sort of own them as well, so that makes me the mayor at least.

[Wezil]

Wave your willy at the walls. They'll stay away.

[Theben]

This thread is awesome.

I think we need a Pekka vs. Wiggy thread.

[Pekka]

I am a pervert
yippiayeeee
Yippiyippiypippy

Perverted perverts perverted all the perversed would be perverts with their perverted ways of perverting.

Maybe this is the message I should send to my boss. I've recieved like 4 messages from him, all titled so nicely that I won't even read them. Because I am a perverty doobidoo would you like some too!

Man. I'm sweating like a pig. I guess it's the smell of desperation again, it is morning in here after all. I wonder if they would put me to sleep if I walked nude in the hallways of my working place. Just like... put on the shoes, just walk naked and see what happens. I don't know. I know they wouldn't charge me of anything so I might as well do it. It's a peaceful way of saying listen, I can't sleep, I'm going crazy because of it, put me to sleep. Thus I came here naked. It is an obvious message, right?

I mean not really, but I just want to walk there naked.

[Wezil]

Don't go completely naked. I say dress up in your finest clothes but inadvertently let it all hang out. See how long it takes for someone to address the stranger in the room.

[Pekka]

Maybe you should go ahead and do that? I don't know why you would suggest me such a thing. Crzy man.,

[Wezil]

I'm sorry. I just got carried away with crazy ideas.

[Pekka]

Yes. I might be insane from your point of view but Wezil, it's not like you're very sane from my point of view. I know I might be the one waiving their genitalia around, but hey, in my world, that's just a normal day and in fact it's my duty and responsibility.