I love the smell of desperation in the morning

[Pekka]

It is what victory smells like. Desperation indicates the possibility of going over, reaching such high levels of it, that it actually loses its meaning. You aren't desperate anymore, you just went over the hill already.

That means you can walk outside in the nude. Why not? It is illegal, but hey, **** you.

That means you can pretty much do what you want. It doesn't really matter anyway. Free from expectations. They will always say, well he had potential. He always pushed higher than he was supposed to be and got it. That separates desperate losers from weirdos. They had potential. Somehow, when they go outside naked to show their penis to people, screaming YAAAARRR! LOOK AT IT! DON'T LOOK AWAY YOU FOOL! LOOK AT IT! HAhahahahaha, and run to the next one, it's not that you were an idiot. No. It means you're just a weirdo. A person like that is a person who could have made a lot of money but really didn't care for it. A person like that could have had a comfortable life, choosing his own employers, but instead he went by the way of LOOK AT IT! YARARRRRRR!!!! We live in a free world people. We're free to show our parts to anyone. Sure, you might get arrested for it, but you can show what you got to the cops then as well. I'm sure they want to see it. They're asking for it in fact, dressing all blue for you. They're provoking you to show it. Not just to show it but wave it around.

Yes. I love the smell of desperation in the morning, because they day will be long, oh yes it will be looooooong. You know what long day stands for? It stands for lots of opportunities to show your stuff to people. That's what it means. To you it might mean work, it might mean watching that stupid movie you've already seen a thousand times, but it coudl also mean getting out naked, running like a wild man and going YARRRRRRRRR!!!!! It would be the ultimate expression of dissent and individuality. TO go against the rules, but in peace, but what you really did wasn't wrong. You just went with the clothing God gave you. Nothing wrong in that.

And if someone flips you or something inconsiderate, remember, you can always outrun them and overpower them. They thought you were totally insane, but they were wrong. You wanted to do it, but you can still do other things, like hodl them down and slap them around with your penis. Next time they will think twice before flipping off people they don't know. Or to quote Fight Club, "You don't know where I've been!"

[Imran Siddiqui]

like hodl them down and slap them around with your penis.

WTFp

[Guynemer]

Classic SuperCitizen.

[Jon Miller]

Are you OK Pekka?

JM

[Pekka]

Well, some people want to make a difference, but what do they really accomplish? Not much.

If I can sneak behind people first and then show them my penis, do it to as many people as possible, it's something, it counts. The lives of those people have changed. They have become a part of this group that has seen it. That have been blessed enough to have the opportunity. To be inducted.

I feel it is almost a responsibility to save all the people from the misery of not ever seeing my penis.

[ZEE]

posting in a legendary thread.

also

[Jon Miller]

But shouldn't you show your penis on the internet first? You could start a new meme like rickroll.

JM

[Pekka]

Sure I'm OK. In some way.

I think people choose their insanity. I really do. I think we all have a choice when we go nuts, we can choose what our speciality is. Some people choose to chew their arms or smoke those cigarettes they find in the street. Some people choose to wear winter clothing when it's summer. Some people choose to talk weird or sing songs.

It is said that eyes are the mirror of your soul, but that's silly. Your insanity is the mirror. Some might see this as a Freudian thought, but I don't know. I still think we can choose our insanity and it says the most about us when we do. I've chosen to be a flasher. I've chosen that I should make plans to ensure the maximum exposure of it, I've chosen that it should be as known as any brand or logo. If I could show it to say, 50 people a day, rest on Sunday, it would be 300 people per week. And that's a conversative estimation. So count in few arrests per month, it still amounts to 1000 people per month. And that's like a personal touch as well, not just posting a picture of it to the internet, that's not how you do it.

Just imagine the possibilities. 1000 people per month. Count in more arrests and possibly few psychiatric evaluations where you can't get out for few days AND that there's lots of people who already saw it... but I bet you could still do 10 000 people a year, 10 000 different individuals. How's that for a project? It could be simply called Project 10k.

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Pekka
If I can sneak behind people first and then show them my penis, do it to as many people as possible, it's something, it counts.

...as a crime against humanity?

[Jon Miller]

Why not just paste it up all over the net? Then you will get 100k?

JM

[Pekka]

Because it's not the same. It's just not the same. It's not live. It has to be live, and no, streaming over the net doesn't count either. It's like... if you're a stand up comedian, you want to do these clubs with live audience, not tell jokes to your web cam and hope someone catches it.

So basically I think it would take 1 year to complete Project 10k, but at that point, I bet people would be coming to me, like show your penis dude. They'de be lining up. SO I could have my own stand somewhere, just sit and have a newspaper on my lap and just be nude otherwise. Remove the paper when people ask to see it. I think when you reach a certain point, people will just come to you.

At that point, I think I have reached my goal.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I think Pekka may get shot in Atlanta.

[Pekka]

I mean I would have peopel coming to me, asking me to teach them. So I could just have my own students at that point too. I'd go totally insane with it, they'd have to do push ups and do my laundry. We would have VERY weird rules. It wouldn't be dangerous of course and it wouldn't make them feel like they're not humans, but it would be rigorous and extremely weird. Do you want to be a certified flasher? Well shut up and do what you're told then.

I'd have students all over the world coming to my place. We could even start our own little Project Mayhem, where we go out in teams. I'd be giving them assignments "show your penis to 30 blondes today". Team up guys! We could even take women, it's not the the actual part that counts, it's the expression of insanity. SO they could be showing their part as well.

[Pekka]

It could be even... like you can be very good in one thing if you really set your mind to it, some things are more difficult than others because lits of people do it but flashing could be in my reach. I'd just take it so seriously, no one could ever compete with me.

There's always the problem of getting recognized and found so if you do it long enough, they'll just lock you away.

However, that's why you can't haven an address or neighbours. You move into the woods. You dig an underground living quarters for yourself with the sole purpose of hiding and going for YARRRRRRRRR guerilla type of missions. In and out. YARRRRRRR!!! and *puffff* gone again. You could really put your mind into it, so you can avoid heat cameras and everything. Be the best at it.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Pekka
I mean I would have peopel coming to me, asking me to teach them. So I could just have my own students at that point too. I'd go totally insane with it, they'd have to do push ups and do my laundry. We would have VERY weird rules. It wouldn't be dangerous of course and it wouldn't make them feel like they're not humans, but it would be rigorous and extremely weird. Do you want to be a certified flasher? Well shut up and do what you're told then.

I'd have students all over the world coming to my place. We could even start our own little Project Mayhem, where we go out in teams. I'd be giving them assignments "show your penis to 30 blondes today". Team up guys! We could even take women, it's not the the actual part that counts, it's the expression of insanity. SO they could be showing their part as well.

If you are going to be naked showing your junk all the time, why would your disciples need to o your non-existent laundry?

ACK!