I love the smell of desperation in the morning

[Heraclitus]

Its cold in Finland.

[Riesstiu IV]

And it appears the cold breeds insanity.

[Heraclitus]

Cold leads to madness.
Madness leads to Finns.
And Finns lead to suffering.

[onodera]

The first post by Pekka in this thread made some sense, perverted, but sense, and it scared me. Thankfully, the posts that followed stopped making any.

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
But shouldn't you show your penis on the internet first? You could start a new meme like rickroll.

JM

Originally posted by Jon Miller
Why not just paste it up all over the net? Then you will get 100k?

JM

Just ask him for pictures via PM and stop spamming the thread, OK?

[Jon Miller]

I don't want to see pictures, I want other people to get pekka'd.

JM

[Imran Siddiqui]

He could put it on youtube

[Pekka]

You see, you guys are already screaming for it. If I met any of you, and I'd be joking to pull it out, you'd be like dude, don't. Not funny. But you'd still take a peak. Deep inside of you all, you want to see it. You know you want to see it. And when you take that look and I shout YARRRR, you tell me who the desperate one is.

[Jon Miller]

No, I don't want to see at all. But I want to laugh at the people who you do it to.

JM

[Pekka]

Pathetic Jon Miller, pathetic! I read you like an open book, you want to see it more than most. I know for a FACT that you would look at it. If it was on youtube, you'd probably play it to hear the sounds and scroll down fast to read the comments. You're already entering the phenomenon, it doesn't even matter you haven't yet seen the masterpiece. And then you would just be too curious to see what the fuzz is all about. You say to yourself that you only take a peak for few seconds adn you do. But then you do it again. And then you watch the whole video and deny the gay feelings you'd have for me. This would lead into trouble in your later life.

I just say don't worry, look at it, it's OK and YARRRRR!!

[Pekka]

Haha! No sleep this night at all. So it's morning now. I smell the desperation again, today it is especially strong. Mmmhh, the scent of OMG is about to hit me.

I can already feel some of the burning sensation to show my stuff to people. I'm supposed to have a short presentation today, just for few people though. Maybe that would be the perfect opportunity to get it out and wave it? And if they have a problem with it, I can show my diagnosis on paper, so they can't complain. I mean they can, but it's their problem. Not mine. Things just need to get out sometimes. Especially if it's hot. No wait. I should see the doc first though. THEN, if I happen to show my penis to you, I can always say, that the doctor knows about it, this is actually a medical condition so I prefer it shouldn't be an issue because I'm sick and can't help it. People should tolerate it. They should be feeling lucky, they don't have this condition where they just have to do it.

They'd be calling the doc "he said ... we don't believe it but is this actually something you know about?" "Yes. I am his doctor and I know this. It is part of his condition."

Suckeeeers! I told you, people can choose their insanities. It's your problem, not mine.

[Donegeal]

I think Pekka needs an intervention.

[Wezil]

Project 10K

I support you Pekka. Don't listen to these naysayers.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Wezil
Project 10K

I support you Pekka. Don't listen to these naysayers.

QFT

A most excellent idea, even better than punisher systems

[C0ckney]

Originally posted by Pekka
I'm supposed to have a short presentation today, just for few people though. Maybe that would be the perfect opportunity to get it out and wave it? And if they have a problem with it, I can show my diagnosis on paper, so they can't complain. I mean they can, but it's their problem. Not mine.