Which way do you lean? (farting question)

[Pekka]

Nice one.

Take my house and kids and still come for break up sex? I'll break your face. Have the house. Have the kids. You won't have a human face then. Ohh well that's the law of trade offs I guess. Too bad! It'snot like even a question. A good stomping, your face, my foot. Repeatedly. Here's your break up sex. Your face lost.

[Thoth]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
My gongfu teacher had a messy divorce with his exwife. She ended up taking his house and the two kids.

One night he crashed at her place on the couch in the house that he was about to lose. He woke up to find her creeping up on him to spoon with him for some break-up sex.

He let her get into the couch with him and then lifted his leg and let rip the biggest, baddest, smelliest fart known to mankind. She buggered off in good time

Good for him.

[Nikolai]

Question's never occured to me before.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I've found a good way to disguise the lean, when you're doing the one cheek sneak. It's especially good if you're sitting at a table with books around you. When you feel the pressure building, you lean over to flip through the book, allowing the sneak to work. Nobody will think you're doing anything else except trying to read the book.

Rustle the pages to disguise any sounds.