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  • #16
    @ Pekka


    I'm right handed, and I lean to the right.
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    • #17
      I'm an equal opportunity leaner. Right or Left... depending on my mood .
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      • #18
        Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus
        how noble, I usually walk into my teenage kids rooms drop the goods and then leave making sure the door is tightly closed after me !
        Always best to leave hte toxic goods in someojne elses' territory...
        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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        • #19
          I'm ambidextrous BTW...
          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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          • #20
            I usually lean right, which is my dominant hand. Though when in close proximity to others, I lean in the direction of those I like more, so the other side bears the brunt...

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            • #21
              Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus
              how noble, I usually walk into my teenage kids rooms drop the goods and then leave making sure the door is tightly closed after me !
              One time long ago, my daughter wasn't in school, and I told her watch this. I took her mom, stuffed her in the closet, and farted as I shut the door "GAS CHAMBER!"
              Summer couldn't believe it, but was laughing. Not Sherry, much.
              Bear in mind, she divorced me twice, so I wouldn't recommend you do this at home.
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              • #22
                Forward and to the left.
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                • #23
                  i've never leaned but my farts are silent. thongs ftw.

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                  • #24
                    Thongs... The fart diffuser?
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                    • #25
                      I can't imagine why thongs would obviate the need to lean. I wear no underwear and still do so.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by DaShi
                        Forward and to the left.


                        "Back, and to the left....back, and to the left...back, and to the left"
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus
                          how noble, I usually walk into my teenage kids rooms drop the goods and then leave making sure the door is tightly closed after me !


                          Muh Brudder, you be dah MANZ!!!

                          I too have tried similiar.

                          Here is another, lay in bed at night, spooning with your back against your lover and then ask them to hold you tight because you need them, and then grab their hand, squeezing, all the while keeping covers pulled up close and allowing them to know who rulz da roost!!!
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                          • #28
                            gramps

                            Funny you would think thongs would cause you to whistle along to well known tunes, which could either be vastly amusing or terribly embarassing.

                            Never worn a thong but im intrigued to find out if their is any musical effect to doing so whilst leaning left or right.
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                            • #29
                              My gongfu teacher had a messy divorce with his exwife. She ended up taking his house and the two kids.

                              One night he crashed at her place on the couch in the house that he was about to lose. He woke up to find her creeping up on him to spoon with him for some break-up sex.

                              He let her get into the couch with him and then lifted his leg and let rip the biggest, baddest, smelliest fart known to mankind. She buggered off in good time
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                              • #30




                                Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus

                                Never worn a thong but im intrigued to find out if their is any musical effect to doing so whilst leaning left or right.

                                thought tested. high pitched whistling when learning either direction.

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