Which way do you lean? (farting question)

[Alinestra Covelia]

I was talking about the infamous "one cheek sneak" with a load of guy friends and it seems most people lean towards their dominant hand when they do this.

You probably all know what a one cheek sneak is. You feel a rumbling coming on near your cellar trapdoor and you gently shift your weight to one buttcheek so as to reduce friction. With any luck, the genie's out of the bottle quietly and nobody's any the wiser.

Which way do you lean when you try this? The same direction as your dominant hand, or the oppose way?

For the record I'm right handed and I lean to my right. If I try to go to my left it doesn't always work perfectly and sometimes I get a "one cheek squeak".


(One guy we talked to said he never did the one cheek sneak because he holds a loud thunderclap to be a sign of manliness and virility.)

[Lorizael]

I'm right-handed and I believe I lean left. Probably means I'm gay.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Lorizael
I'm right-handed and I believe I lean left. Probably means I'm gay.

I wouldn't say that necessarily. If you farted as loudly as you could and it came out as a weak little "pff" then maybe you might be. We should ask somebody who's gay, to make sure.

[Donegeal]

This is something I can say I lean to the left for.

[Jon Miller]

I do pretty equal portions of left, right, and 'let out a loud one'.

JM

[Q Classic]

I don't actually lean.

I don't actually fart, either, but.

[VetLegion]

Alinestra you and Spec are of one mind when it comes to thinking up thread topics.

[Pekka]

If I lean, I lean left.

But usually, I squat like a weight lifter and let it all hang out. I never leave the ring with energy. I always give it my all. This includes farting. I rarely fart but when I do, watch out, I'm coming with full force. Yeah baby, full force and all the way. The full 9 yards, touchdown, blasting my spirit out. The spirit that takes gas form, a trick I can do just like that. A part of me is released into the world, and the world is a better place. In fact if you go "EWwww!", you hate my spirit and thus you hate the good in the world and you should DIEEEE. Thus love my farts or die. ****, I could probably fart double farts. The invisible fart clowds would be bouncing off of each other, creating one big mega fart wave. I've been contacted by the military for some research because of my magnicifent double fart action shot pump ass. It doesn't pump but it does shoot. Just like it supposed to do, your ass don't shoot now does it? That's because your ass is inferior to my superior butt. My butt is really good. Wanna grab it? I might let you grab it. Maybe not. Maybe I would. Who knows, would you like to? I don't know. I don't have any hair on my ass. It's weird like that, it's like I have albino butt. Hollywood quality all the way. I love butts. Sometimes I could just forget about food and be all about butts. Then again I don't like farts so much, except my farts. My farts are exceptional.

[Donegeal]

WTFp?

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Pekka RULZ.

[onodera]

I usually lean to the occupied side, so the fart causes the least inconvenience to the others. If no one is around, I prefer a thunderclap.

[ChrisiusMaximus]

how noble, I usually walk into my teenage kids rooms drop the goods and then leave making sure the door is tightly closed after me !

[Wezil]

Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus
how noble, I usually walk into my teenage kids rooms drop the goods and then leave making sure the door is tightly closed after me !

[Dinner]

I prefer to go for loud ass flappers ( ) but on the odd occasion I do go for the sneak attack I lean towards my left which is my dominate side.

[chequita guevara]

I find that on a low carb diet, I don't need to break wind.