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  • chegitz guevara For Congress

    Seriously

    So, uhm, yeah. I'm running for Congress.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    "We demand" Is this a political campaign or a hostage situation?
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #3


      Since I'm in chicago, i'll send a few votes your way.
      <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
      I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by DaShi
        "We demand" Is this a political campaign or a hostage situation?
        I didn't write the platform. I just support it.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          Good luck

          Not that I support anything you stand for, just that I think you'd be the first person from Poly to hold elective office - that's gotta count for something, especially if you can enter Poly quotes into the Congressional Record
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          • #6
            if you can enter Poly quotes into the Congressional Record


            The Wiglaf Act
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #7
              sweet
              <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
              I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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              • #8
                "I'm a poli-sci student, and unless you're a Congressman, I think you owe me an apology!!"
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                • #9
                  Cool.

                  How long until you are exposed as a "close personal friend" of Barack Obama?
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Agathon
                    How long until you are exposed as a "close personal friend" of Barack Obama?
                    How long until he's exposed as a "closer personal friend" of me?

                    That's far more damaging!
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by David Floyd
                      "I'm a poli-sci student, and unless you're a Congressman, I think you owe me an apology!!"
                      <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                      I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by David Floyd
                        I think you'd be the first person from Poly to hold elective office - that's gotta count for something, especially if you can enter Poly quotes into the Congressional Record
                        No, this isn't true. We have the budding Brit politico.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #13
                          And didn't our French friend run for something?
                          <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                          I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                          • #14
                            Oddly your contact page is blank.

                            Ur such a scaremonger: If you don't donate, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will run unchallenged again. Don't let this happen.



                            good luck! how close are you to the 10k?

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                            • #15
                              He's likely already there. In true Chicago fashion, he'll attach all those signatures he gathered when he was nine. He finally found a place to put them.

                              Nevermind. I thought he meant 10K signatures.
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