Heh. The totally unelectable candidate checklist:
1) Atheist. CHECK.
2) "Soft on Defense" (military budget cuts). CHECK.
3) Proposes tax increase. CHECK.
4) Hates poor people, children, elderly, kicks puppies and kittens (non-military budget cuts). CHECK.
5) Endorsement from Eurocommie. CHECK.
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-Arrian
1) Atheist. CHECK.
2) "Soft on Defense" (military budget cuts). CHECK.
3) Proposes tax increase. CHECK.
4) Hates poor people, children, elderly, kicks puppies and kittens (non-military budget cuts). CHECK.
5) Endorsement from Eurocommie. CHECK.
...
-Arrian
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