Fix the government to revive the US. Assume you have complete contol for 1 year

[Lancer]

Go for it

[SlowwHand]

I would tax the living hell out of American businesses that operate overseas.
I would also lean towards socialism so that every American was provided adequate health care.
Then, I'd go from there.

[Aeson]

I'd put Wiglaf in charge of everything, then go on vacation.

[SlowwHand]

Aeson, I don't know if you've lost your mind, or have some perverse sense of humor.

[Aeson]

There's no reason to suspect the two would be mutually exclusive...

I suppose I could stay and cede Texas to Mexico... then go on vacation?

[SlowwHand]

Those are fighting words, buddy. I'll sic Billy Badass KH on you.

[Wiglaf]

I'd put Aeson back in charge slap his ass and tell him he needs to get the job done.

Who am I kidding Step one is invading Iran because of the military aid they supply to insurgents. Second step is banning gay marriage in all of North America, and if Canada resists shoot them. Those making at or below the poverty line as well as all non citizens would need to be deported or drafted. Michael Moore would also have a tragic accident involving a bus and a burrito. Otherwise, much of what Bush has done has been great so it is hard to improve

[Asher]

I would invade Texas and imprison the entire population, later using them for slave labour to build giant pneumatic tubes that will be a new transportation network

I would then ban heterosexual marriage and legislate homosexuality, as per the mandated gay agenda

Finally, I would marry Chuck Norris and have children.

[SlowwHand]

This is the guy you want in charge, Aeson? Evidently, it's option 1, "Lost Your Mind".

[Aeson]

Having heard some of the plans, I must admit my first instincts were a bit off... I'd put Asher in charge of the blue states, and Wiglaf in charge of the red states...

[Lancer]

Up until I read these posts I thought Bush was a lousy pres and that things couldn't be worse.

[Aeson]

I would be the best President ever, which is why I'd go on vacation. 1 year of utopia isn't worth having a nation forever in mourning about how short the time we had was... It's better they don't find out what they're missing.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Asher
I would invade Texas and imprison the entire population, later using them for slave labour to build giant pneumatic tubes that will be a new transportation network

You would ****andfallbackinit is what you mean. Don't confuse Cnada with Texas when it comes to defending their own.

[Asher]

Originally posted by SlowwHand


You would ****andfallbackinit is what you mean. Don't confuse Cnada with Texas when it comes to defending their own.

Seems to me that Canada has a better track record than Texas, considering Texas isn't free and Canada is.

[SlowwHand]

You're misinformed. We do what we want.