Fix the government to revive the US. Assume you have complete contol for 1 year

[Asher]

I forgot to add, bust most of the unions.

[Colon™]

Return occupied lands to Mexico. Rename New York to New Amsterdam. Liberate Hans Ø.

[Wiglaf]

ARE YOU DRUNK? EVEN POSSIBLE. There's nothing that can sit around like you are and act like an ass, have you even been to Mexico? There's no happiness, only roadblocks and drug cartels. And I do not know where new amsterdam is but they have an AWFUL band that a lot of hipsters like when they are wearing their FLANNEL

[Riesstiu IV]

Foreign:

Withdraw all US military from Iraqi cities and towns and guard oil fields instead. Install a US friendly military strong man. Give him weapons in exchange for oil.

Withdraw American troops from South Korea and Japan. Ally with North Korea and convince them to invade South Korea and launch missiles against Japan. This will give X-box 360 superiority in the video game market.

Infect more Africans with AIDS using an AIDS bomb.

Force an apology from Israel for the 9/11 attacks. Jews did WTC.

Domestic:

Construct a massive trench and minefield along the US Mexican border and have it garrisoned with a volunteer army of rednecks.

Deny constitutional rights to illegal aliens and allow them to be enslaved.

Firebomb Detroit.

Make Wiglaf the Secretary of the Department of Flowers and Puppies.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Asher
I forgot to add, bust most of the unions.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Colon™
Return occupied lands to Mexico.

But I don't wanna be a Mexican!

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Colon™
Return occupied lands to Mexico. Rename New York to New Amsterdam. Liberate Hans Ø.

What exactly do you mean by this? Texas will kick ass on Mexico again? That's fine. Tell them to bring it.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Foreign:

Withdraw all US military from Iraqi cities and towns and guard oil fields instead. Install a US friendly military strong man. Give him weapons in exchange for oil.

Withdraw American troops from South Korea and Japan. Ally with North Korea and convince them to invade South Korea and launch missiles against Japan. This will give X-box 360 superiority in the video game market.

Infect more Africans with AIDS using an AIDS bomb.

Force an apology from Israel for the 9/11 attacks. Jews did WTC.

Domestic:

Construct a massive trench and minefield along the US Mexican border and have it garrisoned with a volunteer army of rednecks.

Deny constitutional rights to illegal aliens and allow them to be enslaved.

Firebomb Detroit.

Make Wiglaf the Secretary of the Department of Flowers and Puppies.

I don't know if you're drunk or on peyote.

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV

Make Wiglaf the Secretary of the Department of Flowers and Puppies.

[Agathon]

You guys suck as tyrants.

Decree 1 = the establishment of a presidential harem with Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry as first official members.

[Dinner]

Shoot all Federal level politicians and all lobbiests.

Make it an automatic capital offense for a Federal official to take more then $1 in any gift from anyone.

Make all campaigns publicly financed.

Get rid of all winner takes all rules and create an independent nonpolitical organization responsible for deciding all Congressional districts. Make the redistricting rules subject to simple rules to prevent future gerrymandering.

Find a way to make it easier for third parties to be competitive.

Break up big media and restore the ownership rules so that we once again have a diversity of opinion on the public air waves and in the nation's newspapers.

Institute National Health Care.

Require a balanced budget every year except in cases of national emergencies or war. Strictly limit how often Congress can declare a national emergency.

Create real free trade in NAFTA including free movement of labor.

Revamp education including hard national education standards and a legal obligation by Congress to fund education with a set percentage of the national budget.

Nationalize all railroads, make them like interstate highways where any company can operate on them. Start a massive building campaign for railroads including bullet trains for medium distance travel and require cities to build light rail and/or subways. Subsidize cities where possible in order to accomplish this.

Raise CAFE standards up to 35 mpg immediately. Raise gasoline taxes by $2 per gallon. Immediately begin a massive nuclear power plant building campaign so that 70% of US electricity comes from nuclear power while the remainder comes from hydro or wind where ever possible.

Increase size of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve by 10 times. Lift all taxes on domestically produced oil and fast track new wells and off shore platforms where ever possible.

Phased withdrawl from Iraq putting the troops in Afghanistan instead. While at it rebid EVERY SINGLE military contract and make the system as competitive and open as possible. No more secret back room deals.

Fire 20% of Federal workers and require all Presidential appointees to have experience in the field they wish to supervise. While we're at it professionalize Federal employees where ever possible and eliminate as many Presidential appointment positions as possible.

End all corporate welfare and subsidies.

[Wezil]

I love this American passion for Afghanistan over Iraq. Like it will turn out any different.

[Dinner]

Just might given that Pashtuns are the primary problem case and are a minority of the total population. A large minority (like 40%) but still a minority. With enough guns and money it seems like a nonTaliban government could be created.

[Wezil]

Sure. If Pakistan didn't exist.

[Dinner]

Yeah, Pakistan is a problem since it is full of raving loons.