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I ate my dog 
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APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO -
You didn't happen to have married the dog you gave birth to, did you?Originally posted by Perfection
I already ate my wife
I ate [my child] too
I ate my dog
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SexismOriginally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
I'm confused. No mention of a pilot, so I assume I was flying the Cesna.
In that case, my wife is dead, my kid is dead, it looks like I'm going to have to kill my dog, and it's all because I crashed my plane.
Why would I want to survive? Shoot myself, let Fido enjoy my remains and hope he makes it out of there.
[q=Rufus]Women can never be pilots!!11
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Originally posted by Japher
WTFpFounder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
'92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 HarrisComment
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Except if I'm on some ice cold island where I'd probably freeze to death, the meat from my family remains will probably be rotten long before I really starve.
Water otoh, will be my top priority.
For food/meat, I'll rely on the dog, especially if I'm injured, so I certainly won't kill him.The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.Comment
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Why "eat" her when you could be having something more? It would be better for her to be getting help.Originally posted by BlackCat
You have a point there - on a lear there are a greater chance of some yummy stewardesses that you can "eat"
BTW, I hate hypothetical questions.Comment
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Giving birth to a dog? Don't be silly!Originally posted by Aeson
You didn't happen to have married the dog you gave birth to, did you?APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DEIIIIIIIIIIIIII! DIEEEEEEEE! DIEEEEE!
YEs, that's the message of love for today.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Is that directed toward me?APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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Pekka, you are a sick, sick man.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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Nope, he's just finnishOriginally posted by Nikolai
Pekka, you are a sick, sick man.
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven WeinbergComment
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And to think my countrymen defended those sickos during the winter war.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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Aren't you a christian and supposed to protect the weak and feeble minded ?
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven WeinbergComment
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Among other things.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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