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I'm flying in a lousy little cessna!? I wanna be flying in a Lear jet! 
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You have a point there - on a lear there are a greater chance of some yummy stewardesses that you can "eat"Originally posted by Zkribbler
I'm flying in a lousy little cessna!? I wanna be flying in a Lear jet!
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Dog food."Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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I don't do anything, just wait.Long time member @ Apolyton
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Eat the kid. Less chance of catching parasites than eating the dog, and lower levels of toxins than the wife.Comment
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A good Buddhist would just die.
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Re: So you have to survive
too easyOriginally posted by Pekka
goes to nibble your man meatComment
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A good buddhist would medidate until he's rescued.Originally posted by Oerdin
A good Buddhist would just die.
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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You won't be hungry enough at first to eat your family. By the time you are their meat will be rotting. I don't know if you would end up eating the dog or not. I wouldn't. It seems silly since you will probably die anyway.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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I already ate my wife
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I hope you at least had the foresight to let her have some kids first.Originally posted by Perfection
I already ate my wife
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I ate them too
APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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What about this guy? How could his WIFE be DEAD and a DOG who was ALIVE?
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I'm confused. No mention of a pilot, so I assume I was flying the Cesna.
In that case, my wife is dead, my kid is dead, it looks like I'm going to have to kill my dog, and it's all because I crashed my plane.
Why would I want to survive? Shoot myself, let Fido enjoy my remains and hope he makes it out of there."I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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