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  • Am I going to want to kill myself if I spend two weeks in Mumbai?

    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

  • #2
    How happens it that you may end up in Mumbai?

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    • #3
      The client I'm under contract to also has an off-shoring thing in Mumbai that is not working out. They want someone from our office to go down there for two weeks and train them.

      As someone who only speaks English and a tiny bit of French, would I be totally screwed in Mumbai?

      Would I be mugged for being a white guy in a suit?

      Would the hotels have internet?
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Mumbai speaks English, but it still sucks
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          Prepare yourself for soul-crushing poverty and people like aneeshm.
          "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
          "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
          "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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          • #6
            Can I watch hockey in Mumbai? Does NHL CI Online work?

            I have so many important questions but so little answers.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              My colleagues had to go to Bangalore once. It was awful.
              Graffiti in a public toilet
              Do not require skill or wit
              Among the **** we all are poets
              Among the poets we are ****.

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              • #8
                Sounds like a fun adventure to me. And it's only two weeks...how bad could it be?

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                • #9
                  - 20-28 hour flight experience, depending on what they give me.
                  - Possibility of no internet
                  - Dealing with the most inept people I've ever had to work with
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    sounds like FUN!

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                    • #11
                      I'm sure there's great nightlife.
                      Blah

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by onodera
                        My colleagues had to go to Bangalore once. It was awful.
                        Bangalore pwns
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          I'd go in no time. Actually I'd pay to go.

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                          • #14
                            You forgot:

                            -Indians are fugly
                            -it's India
                            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                            Asher on molly bloom

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                            • #15
                              Re: Am I going to want to kill myself if I spend two weeks in Mumbai?

                              Originally posted by Asher
                              Probably not, but someone should give the Mumbaians a heads-up.

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