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  • #16
    Originally posted by Riesstiu IV


    Can you just imagine making sweet love to Barbara Bush?
    My outtie just shriveled to an innie.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #17
      Everyone in this thread should get into some sort of farming accident. I am simply overwhelmed by the decadence on display here, what is this, 1983? And don't say Wiglaf putty the ***** on a pedestral, because no one thinks less of women than I do, my point is that men are nothing if instead of designing new things and working we are simply focused on pornographic music video. OH SHE WASHES A CAR IN THIS ONE?

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      • #18
        And don't say Wiglaf putty the ***** on a pedestral, because no one thinks less of women than I do


        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.â€
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #19
          Wiglaf
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
            Lohan, then Simpson, then toss up between Hilton and Spears.
            Yep. With the required condition that conversation not be a part of the experience with any of them.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Wiglaf
              Everyone in this thread should get into some sort of farming accident. I am simply overwhelmed by the decadence on display here, what is this, 1983? And don't say Wiglaf putty the ***** on a pedestral, because no one thinks less of women than I do, my point is that men are nothing if instead of designing new things and working we are simply focused on pornographic music video. OH SHE WASHES A CAR IN THIS ONE?


              Are you getting enough fibre in your diet Wiglaf?
              Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
              I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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              • #22
                Lohan used to look good, in red hair, but post-insanity breakdown, none of them. Also on the child molesting part.
                <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by snoopy369
                  Also on the child molesting part.


                  Simpson - 27
                  Hilton - 26
                  Spears - 26
                  Lohan - 21


                  These are all official Dead Pool stats.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #24
                    Lohan was underage when I first heard of her, so she's always underage to me
                    <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                    I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Wezil




                      Simpson - 27
                      Hilton - 26
                      Spears - 26
                      Lohan - 21


                      These are all official Dead Pool stats.
                      Are those ages, or IQs?
                      Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                      I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Wezil




                        Simpson - 27
                        Hilton - 26
                        Spears - 26
                        Lohan - 21


                        These are all official Dead Pool stats.
                        They are still children to me.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #27
                          If I had to..

                          Paris Hilton, because of her uncanny resemblance to that of a propellar.

                          Now ya'll insert how that fits, if ya r pickin up what i be puttin down







                          Of course she can bring her friend Kim Kardashian :desire:
                          Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                          • #28
                            - Lindsay Lohan. She's more my type and I heard she's a great ****.

                            - Jessica Simpson.

                            - Paris Hilton. Based on her movie, she's boring in bed.

                            - Britney Spears. She's not my type, but she's probably better in bed than Paris Hilton.
                            Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Nostromo
                              - Paris Hilton. Based on her movie, she's boring in bed.
                              Thats the joy a man can take, teach her how to have a pleasurable experience and then show her how to pop a top, so to speak.

                              Some women need to be taught how to work the horses reigns, which is not there fault.


                              This has allways been a task I have enjoyed, sharing the knowledge

                              GT
                              Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                              • #30
                                Lindsey Lohan for the win. Sure, she's a coke head and probably is about as smart as a rock but she's hot and probably wild in bed.
                                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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