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  • Which would you hit?

    Assume, for the sake of this poll, that you have some sort of magic condom that absolutely will not break or fail, removing STDs from the picture. Which tabloid-bait booty would you tap first?

    I'd say Lohan (blonde is overrated), then Simpson (for the boobs mostly), then Spears (never found her that hot) and finally Hilton (too much plastic surgery is scary).
    63
    Paris Hilton
    7.94%
    5
    Lindsey Lohan
    44.44%
    28
    Jessica Simpson
    20.63%
    13
    Britney Spears
    4.76%
    3
    Can't decide
    0.00%
    0
    None of them
    19.05%
    12
    (banana innuendo goes here)
    3.17%
    2
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  • #2
    None of them. Hilton, Lohan and Spears I really don't like. They are not appealing to me.

    Simpson I figure is pretty good looking, so if I HAD to, I'd choose her. But I'd rather disregard them all.
    In da butt.
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    • #3
      Lohan, then Simpson, then toss up between Hilton and Spears.
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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      • #4
        Lindsey. She has some talent, which means some brains...somewhere.

        The rest are just a waste of protoplasm.

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        • #5
          I'd hit them all.

          Now where the hell's my sledgehammer?
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          • #6
            Hilton, hands down.

            I actually find her (looks) attractive.

            You figure out what that says about me

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            • #7
              Lohan, Simpson, Hilton, Spears

              Then I'd have myself committed for being a child molester.
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              • #8
                Lohan (actually think she's quite hot), Simpson (chest), Hilton (for some reason I figure she gives good head) and Spears (to say I've done it).
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                • #9
                  No provocative pics?
                  If Britney wasn't insane, yeah. Insanity isn't very appealling.
                  Jessica, as long as I didn't have to talk with her, 2nd. Lindsey? Sloppy drinkers..also unappealling.
                  Paris? I'd poke a knothole first.
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                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    What?! No option for Queen Elizabeth II or Barbara Bush?

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                    • #11


                      you think of the older members, long live anti-ageism
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave


                        you think of the older members, long live anti-ageism
                        Hey, hey, hey!! I'm just old. I'm not blind!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave


                          you think of the older members, long live anti-ageism
                          Can you just imagine making sweet love to Barbara Bush? Those sunken beady eyes staring into you're soul. Just reading them you can tell she wants to be ridden like Shamu. As you look upon her face you notice the glowing radiance of her pale, wrinkled skin that hasn't seen the light of days for decades and it blinds you. A an irresistible vampiric aura takes hold and you are unable to resist despite the pungent oder of onions in the air. I could go own if you guys want me to.

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                          • #14
                            No ****.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              None of the above. I prefer my women to a least have *some* class.
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