Which would you hit?

[Julian Delphiki]

Some of us have higher standards than others. I've been successfully following 2 strict requirement rules:

1. Must breath
2. Nro. 1 is not carved in stone and can be bend a little if needed

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Oerdin
I'd hit it.


Since she's a tramp we also know the alckie coke headed slut has a nice little shaved puss too. You'll have to google her crotch shot on your own though.

Arenj't you a vile sexist pig.

[Blake]

Originally posted by BlackCat
It seems that there are a lot of nonmale posters posting here - all of those mentioned are certainly hitable by any male.

Not all males are desperate.

[Andemagne]

OK. now, to which major tabloid news paper we sell this story?
think about the headllines; "Lindsey Lohan gets 55% of the votes on a online Most Hittaple Poll". they would pay pretty well I think.





EDIT: typos away

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Andemagne
OK. now, to which major tabloid news paper we sell this story?
think about the headllines; "Lindsey Lohan gets 55% of the votes on a online Most Hittaple Poll". they would pay pretty well I think.

[q=grandpatroll]Hittable[/q]



EDIT: typos away

Might sell better if we have someone proofread it first, which I aint qualified to do

EDIT THAT TYPO AWAY

[Elok]

Originally posted by Igloodude
They may be celebrities, but they're still crazy or stupid. And not a decent rack among them.

Well, this thread isn't exactly about personality...and what do you consider a "decent rack," a D cup? Actually, Simpson might have that...

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Andemagne
EDIT: typos away

Try again?

[Andemagne]

two complaining about typos in 10minutes, you really are tighta**es.....

[Alinestra Covelia]

Why isn't there an option entitled "it"?

[SlowwHand]

You're surrounded by a bunch of guys who would hit anything, including a dead deer and a knothole.
"It" goes without saying.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
You're surrounded by a bunch of guys who would hit anything, including a dead deer and a knothole.
"It" goes without saying.

Q F T!!!

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Andemagne
two complaining about typos in 10minutes, you really are tighta**es.....

But as I stated, i certainly aint qualified to proofread

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Why isn't there an option entitled "it"?

Are you saying that we are ignoring you ?

[Alinestra Covelia]

This reminds me a bit of the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.

Every so often the protagonist, who's on heroin (and other things besides) will lapse into a seemingly spontaneous monologue about really weird things. One monologue he tells is about the xiucutl, a species of insect that secretes an aphrodisiac so powerful that if one lands on a guy and he can't get a woman right away, he'll die.

At one point in the story there's Mary, the Lesbian Governess, who travels everywhere protected by her crack squad of bodyguards (male). Although she survived many assassination attempts, another antagonist finally managed to kill her by hiding xiucutls in the air ducts of a building where she was giving a speech. The xiucutls warmed up after the heating turned on, and they swarmed her and her bodyguards.

Apparently her bodyguards ripped her piecemeal while scrambling to secure a body part to screw.

[Nostromo]

What an edifying tale

I recommended Burroughs to girl once. She now thinks I'm a perv