After a year and a half, estranged from my best friend

[Pekka]

Wezil, did it once, can do it again! I mean maybe...

[Wezil]

We'll still need someone to drive the getaway car and a secret location to hide out while we rehabilitate our subject. It has to be somewhere loud screams and the occasional taser zap won't be detected.

[Pekka]

I don't need a taser. All I need is ziplocks and a hood. And sneakers. And mask, duck tape, red bull and ass.

[Wezil]

That's good since I wasn't going to let you use the taser anyway. The taser is my department. Hands off!

[Pekka]

I'd prolly just hurt myself with it anyway. In da butt.

[germanos]

Re: After a year and a half, estranged from my best friend

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
So we're close, and like any brother of mine, I don't want anything bad happening to him. Sadly, over the course of the last year and a half, he's demonstrated such bad judgment with this one girlfriend that I ... have more or less disowned him.

indeed

[Winston]

My best friend follows me around everywhere I go. It's always been like that, and we're both very happy with this simple, yet highly practical arrangement.

[Zoid]

Winston, are you talking about your penis or your dog?

[Pekka]

or the penis of his dog

[Zoid]

Well, Winston does consider himself the dogs bollocks, so...

[Winston]

The trouble with you guys is you have no sense of humour, and you always ask too many questions.

Well, there's Swedes and Finns for ya'.

[Pekka]

No, the problem is that Danes like their dogs way too much. Don't forget that you guys have brothels with animals in them. In da butt.

[Winston]

What can I say. If you saw how those brothel dogs constantly wag their tails, you'd change your mind in a heartbeat.

[Zoid]

[Pekka]

aka the difference between our nations....