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  • #91
    Originally posted by Sandman
    People who don't keep bees are still a kind of beekeeper. I mean, checking a filing cabinet or taking the casing off a PC is basically the same as checking the hives.

    Just as beekeepers sell their honey, so non-beekeepers sell things which aren't honey, thus proving they are, in fact, beekeepers.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #92
      Somehow I think people were killing one another long before Thog the Caveman started bowing to big rocks in his spare time.
      "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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      • #93
        Sandman wins teh thread. Well played, sir.

        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #94
          Anyway, there would be war w/o religion. There would be persecution w/o religion. People would be stupid w/o religion. If one were to magically remove all of the religions of the world this instant, new ones would pop up immediately.

          That doesn't make religion good, or any particular religion correct. It's just a basic comment on human nature. We've always had things to fight over, and have been concocting justifications for our fighting for a very, very long time. "God says so" is just one option among many, albeit a very effective and long-tenured one.

          -Arrian
          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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          • #95
            I worship the god who destroyed all the previous religions!

            His commandments are peace and love for everyone like me and fiery fiery death for everybody else. Yay!
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #96
              You athiests are funny

              Own Goal
              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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              • #97
                It would be like Mormonism, writ large. "Prophets" showing up everywhere, all claiming that they just spoke to God.

                Cats & Dogs living together. Mass hysteria...

                -Arrian
                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Patroklos
                  You athiests are funny

                  Own Goal
                  Raise your hand if you're an atheist.

                  ...
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #99
                    You theists are funny too. We're all funny.

                    Cumbaya, m'nonexistantlord, cumbaya...



                    -Arrian
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • #100
                      I figured he was using the broad definition that includes agnostics. If so, I count. If not... he'll have to find Dawkins and laugh at him.

                      -Arrian
                      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • #101
                        Originally posted by Sandman
                        People who don't keep bees are still a kind of beekeeper. I mean, checking a filing cabinet or taking the casing off a PC is basically the same as checking the hives.

                        Just as beekeepers sell their honey, so non-beekeepers sell things which aren't honey, thus proving they are, in fact, beekeepers.
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #102
                          Originally posted by Elok
                          Neither is necessarily a numbnuts unless he wastes time blabbering about the obvious superiority of his ideology on the internet while cool, informative threads, like mine about the Untergunther movement in France, sink like stones.

                          EDIT: http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...hreadid=172495
                          That's because that news is old. I read about that only CG weeks ago.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #103
                            WTF is CG?
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #104
                              Sandman:
                              "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                              "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                              • #105
                                Originally posted by Cort Haus
                                Pastafarians, unite!
                                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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