I just dumped a girl

[Stuie]

No - unintentional use is dumb. Intentional misuse is stupid. Hah.

So I'm dumb and you're stupid. Hah hah!

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
I have women freinds. Men and women can't be freinds if the men want to sleep with the owmen (which is normally the case).

Wrong.

[Stuie]

*Incorrect.

[Krill]

Depends on the people and circumstances...

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
I have women freinds. Men and women can't be freinds if the men want to sleep with the owmen (which is normally the case).

JM

They can be friends. There just might be repercussions.

[b etor]

Originally posted by LordShiva
But WTF does Rufus have to do with this thread?

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[FrostyBoy]

She's a waste of time

[David Floyd]

On a somewhat related note, the best thing a girl can ever say to you is the following:

"I'm definitely not sleeping with you tonight."

Or any variation thereof, whether prompted in any way by you or not. It's a proven fact that once a woman utters that phrase, she is invariably going to sleep with you.

This is especially true when you suggest going back to your/her place to have a drink/watch a DVD/whatever, and she says that as a response, as in "OK, but if you come over we're not having sex tonight." Yeah right. Then why'd you bring it up, slut?

You see, now she's thinking about sleeping with you. And as long as you aren't a total douchebag, if she lets you come over to her place or goes over to yours, she's gonna keep thinking about it. What do you imagine that's gonna lead to? That's right, kids - lots o' sex!

On that note, I think I'm going to go down to the bar and see if I can find someone who "won't have sex with me tonight"

[Addled Platypus]

did you throw dog poo on her shoes?

[Wiglaf]

HOPE YOU HAVE FUN AT THE BAR AND BRING HOME LOTS OF SKANKS, you are an INSPIRATION TO US ALL.

[Nugog]

Originally posted by Ninot Or ignore her the rest of my life?

This is the best way to go.