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  • #31
    Re: Re: I just dumped a girl

    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui




    What do you mean you don't want to be used?!
    She wasn't using me in any fun ways
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Japher
      I say "of" just do pizz of LS


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      • #33
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Lorizael
          I'd like to be in a position to dump on a girl right about now.
          Unhygienic fetishes
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #35
            That reminds me of an interesting situation a friend of mine found himself in once.
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            • #36
              I was asked to do it, once.

              (I didn't, BTW)
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #37
                My friend was asked to have a similar act done to him in exchange for... uh... services rendered.
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                • #38
                  Yeah, a friend of mine who frequents chat rooms gets that a lot.

                  She can't understand it. I that she keeps going back.
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                  • #39
                    2 girls 1 cup, anyone?


                    We need vomit smiley....


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                    • #40
                      F***ING NASTY!!!! ugh. gross. gross. gross.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Lorizael
                        I'd like to be in a position to dump a girl right about now.
                        "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                        "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                        • #42
                          I was studying gongfu with a teacher in Missouri a few years back. His estranged wife had just finished taking the kids and the house, and he was crashing on the couch.

                          He tells us he thought somebody was trying to rob him in his sleep. He woke up fastish and grabbed their wrists... only to find out it was his ex-wife. She was feeling a little lonely and wanted to know if he wanted to play one last time.

                          He then did something. I sort of feel sorry for the woman. But I definitely feel his response was ten different kinds of awesome.

                          My teacher let his wife get onto the couch with him, and then waited till she was comfortable.

                          Then he lifted his leg and let rip the biggest, baddest, smelliest fart known to man. Needless to say, she fled screaming and he had a good laugh.

                          Apparently it was so bad she had to go shower.
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia

                            Apparently it was so bad she had to go shower.
                            Yes, but it was on your couch.
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by b etor
                                F***ING NASTY!!!! ugh. gross. gross. gross.
                                I have no idea what you guys are talking about

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