What do girls look for in a man.

[halfapple111]

humor, good-hearted

[Alinestra Covelia]

This was in a humorous email I received about a year ago.

Home Depot Scam:
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4, 9th, 10, twice on the 15th, 17, 20th, three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

The mention of wallets reminded me.

[Proteus_MST]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I started a poll on Off Topic a few years back asking men whether size mattered. (Size of the women's bosoms, I should probably clarify.) I don't remember what the overall consensus was but there was a surprisingly large number of men who voted "banana option".

I sense some people here dig chicks-with-dix?

Of course not.
It means that we don´t care too much about your bosom size,
as long as you know to handle our banana well

[Perfection]

I just drive around with this, totally gets all the girls (and boys too).

[ZEE]

GAHAHA

[Docfeelgood]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
This was in a humorous email I received about a year ago.



The mention of wallets reminded me.

I wanna know where this Home Depot is located so I can have my wallet stolen:desire:

[Zylka]

I really, really want to know what it is that Women want when they're in that inevitable land of the monthly b**chiness. Seriously. What tact is involved in surviving a month unscathed?

[Darius871]

Zylka sighting!

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia

I had my wallet stolen November 4, 9th, 10, twice on the 15th, 17, 20th, three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Zylka
I really, really want to know what it is that Women want when they're in that inevitable land of the monthly b**chiness. Seriously. What tact is involved in surviving a month unscathed?

To be fair, not all women roam the land of impossibility during that week. I'm pleased to report that the woman I'm lucky to be attached to does not descend into the realms of extreme unreasonableness, and maintains a fair-minded and rational demeanor at all times.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Zylka and Perfection

This thread kicks ass!

[Blake]

Originally posted by Zylka
I really, really want to know what it is that Women want when they're in that inevitable land of the monthly b**chiness. Seriously. What tact is involved in surviving a month unscathed?

Patience, kindness and forgiveness, I imagine.

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Blake


Patience, kindness and forgiveness, I imagine.

Right, but with what ratio of paying them attention, vs. avoiding them? And what kind of attention do they want during that time, if at all?

[Zylka]

The attention of kindness? Please define that. I'm unsure of what constitutes "kindness" during that time, what constitutes blatant pandering, and what constitutes that which might prompt her to want to tell me to "GO **** OFF AND STOP BEING SUCH AN IRRITATING WAN**R"

[Thoth]

Originally posted by Cort Haus


To be fair, not all women roam the land of impossibility during that week. I'm pleased to report that the woman I'm lucky to be attached to does not descend into the realms of extreme unreasonableness, and maintains a fair-minded and rational demeanor at all times.

Marry her.

You lucky devil.