Finally, someone is thinking about the children

[Dr Strangelove]

You don't consider that to be physical bullying?

[b etor]

i do....
it didn't happen at any of my schools.

[Dr Strangelove]

Well why not? Don't you have any ambition? For all we know this is something made up by Hollywood. Someone has to go out there and follow Hollywood's bad example and force a younger child to try it. It's the American way. Just think, By this time next year you could be a Disney TV series.

[Lancer]

When I was little I was littler than the other kids. This one kid would ambush me once in a while, usually on the way home from school. He was big, he could easily overpower me. Then one summer I sprouted and bulked and he forgot to grow. I was pleasantly surprised to be looking down at him when school started. I really beat him up, it was pretty bad. I'll bet he still remembers that day wherever he is. New Jersey public schools though, it was pretty common.

[Zkribbler]

Then one summer I sprouted and bulked ...

Better living through steroids. Way to go, Lancer*.

[Dis]

I'm still waiting to bulk up

[Aeson]

[Berzerker]

hmm...that would leave the bully standing there with soiled undies Not just a defense, but a great April Fool's joke.

[Seeker]

Jesus someone tell mum that ties have progressed since the 1950s.

If uncomfortable neckwear is the sign of superior parenting, where are the silk cravats, the skinny ties? Not to mention God's own neckwear, the legendary Bolo?