Singapore Airlines: no sex on board our A 380s please.

[LordShiva]

@ Singapore Airlines

Originally posted by Flubber
Seen it? never. Experienced it ? Just once and it wasn't intercourse-- that was not going to happen-- But long flights at night can be perfect for some fooling around

It's been known to happen. Late at night in First/Business Class under a shared blanket is much easier than in Economy, though, I imagine.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Dis
do these things have a door, or just a curtain?

I assume a door of some type but when they say they are not completely sealed I take that to mean that there might be gaps where the suite walls meet the sides or ceiling of the aircraft-- I am thinking more like a cubicle wall ( they would want to limit weight) than anything more substantial

[Flubber]

Originally posted by LordShiva





It's been known to happen. Late at night in First/Business Class under a shared blanket is much easier than in Economy, though, I imagine.

Economy can be fine depending how crowded the plane is

[Dis]

that's the thing, planes I fly are always packed full, to the very last seat. Which is something that I never understood about 9/11. Why were they flying empty planes across the country?

No wonder these big airlines are failing. Very inefficient. I guess the reason my planes are full is because I fly airlines such as southwest, which try to squeeze every available dollar in profits. It's not very profitable to fly empty planes across the country.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Asher

Just saying, it's not uncommon.

Well I hope you enjoy those hourly visits . I do wish happiness on my fellow man however you choose to find that happiness

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Dis
that's the thing, planes I fly are always packed full, to the very last seat. Which is something that I never understood about 9/11. Why were they flying empty planes across the country?

No wonder these big airlines are failing. Very inefficient. I guess the reason my planes are full is because I fly airlines such as southwest, which try to squeeze every available dollar in profits. It's not very profitable to fly empty planes across the country.

I have flown in planes with as few as 12 people in a plane that held about 150-- UNfortunately that was a short daytime flight and I was alone

[Asher]

Originally posted by Flubber


Well I hope you enjoy those hourly visits . I do wish happiness on my fellow man however you choose to find that happiness

I have my own apartment, no need to pay for hotels.

[Dis]

I think you guys don't understand the purpose of hourly hotels. They are for prostitutes. The police shut down the most notorious hotels in my city for that purpose. Police here are tough on street prostitution.

I don't know why any "normal" couple would go to an hourly,.

[LordShiva]

Before Nintendo started making video games, they were an operator of hourly "love hotels."

[Whoha]

Originally posted by Dis
that's the thing, planes I fly are always packed full, to the very last seat. Which is something that I never understood about 9/11. Why were they flying empty planes across the country?

No wonder these big airlines are failing. Very inefficient. I guess the reason my planes are full is because I fly airlines such as southwest, which try to squeeze every available dollar in profits. It's not very profitable to fly empty planes across the country.

They have to meet their schedule to pick up people waiting to board the aircraft at other locations.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Dis
I think you guys don't understand the purpose of hourly hotels. They are for prostitutes. The police shut down the most notorious hotels in my city for that purpose. Police here are tough on street prostitution.

I don't know why any "normal" couple would go to an hourly,.

I understood perfectly. Its the reason I said

"Are there aspects of your employment that you have not shared?"

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Whoha


They have to meet their schedule to pick up people waiting to board the aircraft at other locations.

Exactly-- While your Sunday night flight to point A may be completely booked, your Monday Morning to point B may be far less popular but necessary to meet the demands for other routes late in the day.

[Krill]

Wow. no matter what people say about the A380...that has gotta be pretty special to have suites like that...even though the real rich bastards will have private jets.

[Dinner]

People bang in airplane bathrooms all the time so given a bed they'll be banging there as well.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Dis
you can have sex quietly?

Sure, if you're sixteen and your parents' bedroom is two doors down.